The 95th Indianapolis 500 is scheduled to run on May 29, 2011 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. This marks the 100th anniversary of the first Indianapolis 500. The race is being billed as “The Most Important Race in History”. What’s most important to us about this race? The pit babes, of course! These fine females bring beauty and grace to one of the dudeliest places on Earth, an oil-drenched grease monkey’s wet dream, where races are won and lost. Coverage begins at 11am ET on ABC with COED favorite Brent Musberger bringing you the action. In the meantime, we’ve got you covered with the hottest Grand Prix pole-sitters. Just remember to pace yourself or you’ll blow a rod. See the pics after the jump!

With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it’s important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It’s truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don’t imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

Just what in the holy hell are grid girls? Grid girls – otherwise known as race queens, pit babes, paddock girls , or umbrella girls – are extremely sexy women who are hired to keep their driver cool using an umbrella or other various methods all while wearing tight, revealing outfits that bear the racer’s sponsors. And, we all know, if you want to rock a skin tight, revealing outfit your body better be bonkers, buxom, and beautiful. That goes for the front AND the rear. So, while most fans check out the grill, we explore the tailpipe with this photo gallery of grid girls bumpers.

We recently realized that we’ve been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart – the ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior with a new recurring feature, aptly named Sweet-Ass Tuesdays. So for all you butt-lovers out there, this one’s for you.