Ya know, we give Nic a lot sh*t for numerous reasons: for losing his sh*t, for giving us ridiculous death scenes, for cheating the tax man, for being typecast, and for starring in bizarre foreign commercials, but it doesn’t matter how many sh*tty roles he has in sh*tty movies, people are f*cking nuts about the guy. Likewise, people despise LMFAO but I f*… Click to read more

It’s no secret that celebrities tend to attract lots of attention (they ask for it). Sometimes, though, that can be unwanted attention not just reserved for the typical stare at a chest or butt. This attention comes from obsessed stalkers, something that I bet Courtney Stodden will soon have invent. These stalkers are all very real, and they range in severity from mildly annoying to deadly. While all of these cases are off the psycho chart, the stalkers on this list all take their obsession to the next level. Check ‘em out after the jump.

As the summer season winds to an end, so do the summer shows. Last night (Sunday, 9/11) marked the series finale of Entourage and the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm. As you can see from the video below, Larry likes to pass the time by drawing Hitler mustaches on people, just to see what it would look like. Now, he’s not a Nazi supporter, and neither are we, but there’s something comical about seeing your favorite celebrity sporting the iconic lip fuhrer… sorry, fur. Try not to laugh as you hail our controversial photo gallery after the jump.

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Since 1955,  April 15th has always been referred to as “Tax Day”, the final day to file one’s federal and state income tax returns. This year, the deadline was extended to Monday, April 18th. As the “tax man cometh”, the gainfully employed scurry to ensure they end up receiving and not owing. That is, unless you’re a “tax cheat”. The list of modern history’s most notorious tax cheats is a veritable who’s who of murderers, pornographers, actors and run-of-the-mill wackos. But regardless of their background, color, race, religion, or creed, they all have one thing in common: they were all very rich when they committed their tax crimes. See our list of America’s most infamous tax cheats after the jump!

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Previously, we brought you a video that featured Nic Cage’s funniest, craziest on-screen freakouts. It’s safe to say that Mr. Cage owns the crown for Movie Freakout King. If any of his movies don’t have a freakout scene, you can rest assured he’ll come up with a way to turn a tense exchange into one for sh*ts and giggles. Freakout scenes are bittersweet – on one hand you admire the actor’s ability for completely immersing himself in the role and the moment. On the other hand, you begin to question their own sanity. So, if Nic Cage basically owns all the best cinematic meltdowns, which others come close? Here’s our list of potentials that Nic Cage would approve of. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Over the years, Hollywood has raised the bar for deaths in movies. Before all it took was one gunshot or one stab and, BOOM, you’re dead. To avoid stagnation, deaths are starting to become more creative in movies. Whether its gory or wince-worthy, depressing or triumphant, a death can be very effective in provoking a reaction. However, sometimes that reaction is laughter and not always on purpose. That being said, here are a few deaths that, intentional or not, are ridiculous. WARNING: These clips are NOT for the faint of heart or weak of stomach.

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Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad’s efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

Those Little goddam Fockers were #1 at the box office again just beating out Fockers With Guns aka True Grit by a little over $1 million. This week’s entries feature Nic Cage as The Witch Transporter, Gwyneth Paltrow as a country singer, and Ryan Gosling as a happy husband, that bastard. Check out our previews of films releasing in theaters this weekend after the jump!

Even though going bald in a natural part of life for men (and unfortunate women), these multimillionaire celebrities try to defy their genetics with expensive hair transplant surgeries. But sometimes money can’t solve everything and you’re stuck with hair transplants that make going the toupee route look good. Here are 7 celebrities who should probably get a refund for their plugs…or at the very least invest in a hat.

Nude burglar breaks in Nic Cage’s house, dons his national treasure. (Yahoo)
The smoke from a restaurant’s Chili sauce causes panic in the streets. (Times Online)
John Walters from the Office of National Drug Control Policy claims “success” in the War on Drugs. Not according to my bong… (BBC News)
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