We’ve tweaked the title of our WTF news of the week column. Do you like it? If you’re not familiar, Fark.com is a community website created by Drew Curtis that allows members to comment on a daily batch of news articles and other items from various websites. In this week’s What the Fark, we feature a sexier kind of Freeze Tag, a new reason to be horrified by spiders, John Goodman’s creepy adoption, a mom who has a special bond with her boy, the new meaning for Senioritis, and much more. Click to read more.

This past Friday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced that ideally all 32 current NFL franchises are going to stay right where they are. That being said, there are still potential plans in the works to bring an NFL team to sunny Los Angeles…and another unnamed city. If the L.A. expansion happens, Goodell dropped a bomb saying that they wouldn… Click to read more

Today, February 5, is National Weatherman’s Day. Not really sure why/if weathermen deserve their own day, but apparently the guy who gives days out deems it necessary for weathermen to have an entire day dedicated to their work. Granted, their job is very difficult and way over my head, but should we really be honoring a group of people who are wrong a hu… Click to read more

WTF News is our weekly roundup of the most f*cked up news stories on the internet. This week’s entries include a priest caught with his pants down in a more acceptable fashion, a dress that begs the guys to stare at a woman’s chest, a dude who caught blue balls in his backyard, a girl who will do just fine avoiding the freshman 15, another girl who read the book on coke, the movie Junior IRL, and the piggy way to halt a nose bleed.

In this week’s edition of WTF Wednesday, we take a look at the wedding dress Courtney Stodden SHOULD’VE worn, a dude who pulled a Ricky Bobby type meltdown on his baseball team, a guy who’s really hard up for a designated driver, a dude who will never put anything off ever again, a porn star showdown for mayor, the hot new game played on colleg… Click to read more

In this week’s edition of WTF Wednesday, we take a look at a surfing mermaid, a beautiful and bald Barbie, drunks Mavs fans cold chillin’ on the bench, a teenager who will eventually out Justin Bieber, Fidel Castro laying down the foundation for SkyNet, and ostriches that want to bury their hand in YOUR sand. Click through to read the full details.

In this week’s edition of WTF News Wednesday, we bring you an accidental deportation, a dude who really loves jail, a bachelor who will forever emody the expression what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and Orlando’s firm stance on chalk. Click through to read the details.

We’ve all heard this story by now. 18-year-old mother of a newborn shoots an intruder with a twelve gauge after calling 911 and asking permission to shoot him. ONE THING everyone missed about the story is the baby daddy. The guy in the screengrab is her husband who died of cancer on Christmas Day. First of all, he was in his late 50s. The age of consent in Ok… Click to read more

WTF News Wednesday is our newest weekly feature in which we run down the week’s weirdest news stories. In this week’s edition we bring you people who can’t stop viewing porn in public, a monkeynapping involving a 17 year old squirrel monkey from the San Fran Zoo, blackbirds dropping like flies in Arkansas, Filipinos partying their faces off (literally), taboo boxer shorts, and Queen Elizabeth’s body dumping scandal. Click through to read the details.

According to TMZ and the Associated Press, one of our editors is getting a late Christmas present because Katy Perry is going to be celebrating her New Year’s Eve alone! That’s right, comedian-who’s-convinced himself-that-he’s-actually-a-rock-and-roller Russell Brand filed for divorce on Friday, December 30th. Why Russell would want to divorce the woman who’s graced our Best Natural Breasts and Women Who Wow’d is anyone’s guess, but we’re busy trying to figure out where she’s going to be at midnight tomorrow.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been fooled by The Onion’s headlines. We’re not the only ones. They treat incredibly fake news stories with the same kind of gravitas and grandiose posturing as real news outlets. Hell, more times than not they’re BETTER than the real news. You want to see a dumbass’s head explode? Watch the Onion News Network with ‘em. Though we don’t have new footage of the ONN, we do have some real ‘reels’ of various local newspeople utterly failing at their job. Make sure to check out the new season of the Onion News Network (America’s Finest News Source) Tuesday night at 10/9 Central on IFC and watch the real-life fails after the jump.

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we’re staying in the loop with the rest of the world and looking at news apps and magazines! Check ‘em out after the jump.

This is just about the best news segment I’ve ever seen. Granted, that’s like me saying this is the best Pirates game I’ve ever watched, but you get what I mean. Not only does this Crocodile Dundee break out a great inappropriate joke to start it off, but he then catches a f*cking duck with his fishing pole. Classic. Until the camera cuts back to this hateful anchorwoman who feels the need to say “awkward.” No, lady. It wasn’t awkward until your face appeared on screen and ruined my morning. The anchorman gives it one last save, only to have it destroyed by the anchorwoman from hell. Check out why I’m so mad below.

Ever since the earthquake and resulting tsunami that struck Japan last week, everyone all over the world has been doing their part to send relief to those that have lost their homes and, for some, friends and family in this time of crisis. But we are left wondering what was it like to see the destructive force of this natural disaster through the eyes of the people, until now when this shocking video recently surfaced on the internet.

Today’s WTF news items feature a 40 year old breakfast cook who stole his boss’s bag of sex toys, a survey that revealed 20% of Brits think light sabers are real, and another survey that showed millionaires don’t think they’re rich. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!