In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover the closure of the world’s most popular English language newspapers, George Hincapie’s wormy leg, the lead singer of Smashmouth eating a sh*t ton of eggs, newscasters saying ‘haboob’, the Winnipeg Blue Bombers planking after a TD, new Lindsay Lohan pics, Fabulous spending $30k making it rain at a strip club, Mark Cuban 69ing a dude, ABC News hiring Elizabeth Smart, Roseanne’s nuts, Swagger Jagger, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

If you’re reading this, chance are good you’re high right now. But it may come as some surprise that 14-time US Olympic gold medalist swimmer, Michael Phelps – arguably the greatest Olympian of all-time – wait for it….smokes weed, too!!! Gasp!

It’s common knowledge that about 99.9% of twiggy, egotistical supermodels are cokeheads – but prostitutes? Leave it to lingerie model Sophie Anderton to lower a bar that wasn’t high to begin with.
Anderton, spokesmodel for bottled-tan company Fake Bake and reality TV star (I’m a Celebrity…, Love Island) was caught snor… Click to read more