July 22, 2009
- 4:30 pm
By COED Staff
There are currently 10 “Lifers” active in the MLB.
A lifer is defined as a player who has played his entire career with one team, and who has been on that team for more than 10 years.
The most obvious example of a lifer is The New York Yankees’s, Derek Jeter. There are nine more lifers in the MLB.
If you can guess the names of these nine players, send us a message on Twitter, listing each of the nine (by last name only – first and last won’t fit in one message). The first person to do so wins a copy of The Bigs 2 for Playstation 3.
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June 19, 2009
- 11:46 am
By jaywilli
In a recent Sirius XM radio interview, Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon admitted that he will sign “not only the Bronx, but anywhere, I think anywhere is a possibility,” in 2011 if the Sox choose not to retain him over the long haul. While hearing this may send shivers down the spine of Red Sox Nation, don’t be too quick to dismiss these words unleashed by the talented fireballer.
Wade Boggs was a legendary member of Boston baseball, until he was seen riding a horse at the end of the 1996 World Series celebration in New York. One of the greatest pitchers of all time made his name (and nickname) in Boston, but then Roger “Rocket” Clemens was getting fitted for a World Series ring in the Bronx. And worst of all, no one ever thought that team catalyst and primary spark for the 2004 Curse-killing Sox would ever don the pinstripes, but look where Mr. Johnny Damon is now. It’s gotten to the point where everyone almost expected Manny Ramirez to head back east and join the Yanks. (more…)
May 12, 2009
- 4:32 pm
By jaywilli

Earlier in the week, COED took a look at the “Top Five Future Superstar Hitters Of The MLB,” and now it is time to preview the future of the sport on the mound. With Roger Clemens, Pedro Martinez, Mike Mussina, Greg Maddux, and Tom Glavine sipping on some tea, kicking back and counting retirement money, we’ll take a look at the top five starting pitchers that are 25 years or younger who are sure to be the next generation of staff aces.
(Note: We are ignoring any pitchers who haven’t been around for at least one full season, so sorry David Price fans!)

5. Felix Hernandez – Seattle Mariners – 23 years old
King Felix came up to the Big Show back in 2005 at the age of 19 and has shown flashes of brilliance ever since. While his 43-38 career record may not turn heads, consider that fact that he’s been playing for an awful Seattle team that has shown penchant for losing more than 90 games. His stuff dominates at times, as evidenced by his career 8.11 strikeouts per nine innings ratio.


4. Zach Greinke – Kansas City Royals – 25 years old
Greinke was supposed to be the next big thing when he came up as a 20 year old in 2004. However, he struggled with injuries and emotional problems and never fully realized his potential for super stardom. Now, he is building on his positive 2008 season and has been as strong as they come this year. In his first 7 starts, he has a 6-1 record, a 0.50 ERA, 4 complete games, 2 shutouts, and 59 strikeouts in only 53 innings. His one loss was a 1-0 complete game loss in Anaheim. Wow.


3. Jon Lester – Boston Red Sox – 25 years old
Jon Lester is quickly becoming the staff ace for the Boston Red Sox. His journey began in 2006 where he posted a respectable 7-2 record, but was later diagnosed with lymphoma. Two years later, he pitched a no-hitter against the Royals, won the final game of the 2007 World Series, and has been dominant with a career 29-11 record.


2. Cole Hamels – Philadelphia Phillies – 25 years old
If you want to look at the one person who was most responsible for ending the championship drought for the city of Philadelphia last year, look no further than the lanky lefty California native, Cole Hamels. Hamels was electric in the postseason, being named MVP of both the NLCS and the World Series to go along with his perfect 4-0 record.


1. Tim Lincecum – San Francisco Giants – 24 years old
Tim Lincecum won the 2008 NL Cy Young award in only his second year, becoming the first to do so since Dwight Gooden and Bret Saberhagen accomplished the feat back in 1985, a year after he was born. Lincecum is nicknamed “The Freak” for his long stride, crazy mechanics, and ability to wear out the radar gun despite his small frame. He led the majors in strikeouts in 2008, posting an 18-5 record to go along with his 265 strikeouts. This year, he is continuing where he left off with a 3-1 record and 58 strikeouts in his first 44 innings.

Honorable Mention:
Josh Johnson – Florida Marlins – 25 years old
Chad Billingsley – Los Angeles Dodgers – 24 years old
Joba Chamberlain – New York Yankees – 23 years old
Francisco Liriano – Minnesota Twins – 25 years old
Edison Volquez – Cincinnati Reds – 25 years old
Tags: all-star, baseball, Boston-Red-Sox, Chad Billingsley, cincinnati reds, Cole Hamels, Edison Volquez, Felix Hernandez, florida-marlins, Francisco Liriano, future, joba chamberlain, Jon Lester, Josh Johnson, Kansas City Royals, los angeles dodgers, Minnesota Twins, mlb, new-york-yankees, philadelphia-phillies, pitchers, San Francisco Giants, Seattle Mariners, Tim Lincecum, Zach Greinke
May 6, 2009
- 11:30 am
By jaywilli

Ever since George Steinbrenner faded away from atop the organization, the Yankees have thrown tradition out the window.
Gone is The House That Ruth Built. Gone are the common blue collar fans. And now? Gone are the rights afforded to former all-time Yankee greats.
Don’t let the Yankees fool you by tuning into the YES Network and watching hour after hour of pinstripe pride, tradition, and a family feel among the city, its fans, and current and former greats. Wrong. Nowadays, season ticket holders have taken a back seat to corporate money with the absurdly inflated ticket prices. The Stadium itself looks like every other new stadium in the league, and all of the best and most unique parts of the Real Yankee Stadium have been thrown in the garbage. Thousands of empty seats are visible on every national telecast. (more…)
Tags: Babe-Ruth, clowns, corporate, derek-jeter, empty seats, george-steinbrenner, loyalty, Money, New Yankee Stadium, new-york-yankees, paul o'neill, payroll, pinstripes, prices, pride, tickets, tradition, wife, yankee stadium, YES
November 23, 2008
- 1:30 pm
By jaywilli

Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images
New York Yankees pitcher Mike Mussina is calling it quits after a brilliant 18-year career. Sure, the Moose very well might take his 270 career victories, 17 consecutive seasons with 11 or more wins, and 2,813 strikeouts to the Hall of Fame one day; but for Yankee fans, it is a time to consider that this could be the end of a relatively dark era in recent memory because of one pivotal decision gone wrong.
The Yanks were winners of three-straight titles, four of the past five, and entered the winter after the 2000 season with intent to go for the jugular. With two prized free agents available, the Yanks knew they had to make the right choice to stay on top.
They then signed the number-one pitcher available over the number-one hitter available – Moose over Manny. (more…)
Tags: dodgers, los-angeles, manny, manny ramirez, Mike Mussina, Money, moose, New-York, new-york-yankees, Roger-Clemens, world-series, yankees
September 21, 2008
- 4:06 pm
By COED Staff
Tags: ac dc, ac/dc, Bathroom, Bikini, busted, cat vs cobra, ceiling tile jesus, chinese deer penis wine, closing day, crack-cocaine, end of an era, energy-drinks, erin wasson, fantasy-football, fart, gay, george-michael, Jana Ina, last day ever, led zeppelin to tour, led-zeppelin, new-york-yankees, one man band, Photos, pics, robert-plant, tour, tv host, uh oh face, women, yankee stadium
August 27, 2008
- 4:30 pm
By COED Staff

Ever since George Steinbrenner rode off into the sunset and left the prestigious New York Yankees in the hands of his sons and mastermind Brian Cashman, the franchise hasn’t fared too well. As the Yankees stand on the crossroads of 2008, riddled by injuries and personal moves that just haven’t panned out, one could think old George would come back and try and right the ship. One could think a conversation between him and Cashman would sound something like this… (more…)
Tags: Bobby Abreu, Brian Bruney, Brian Cashman, Carl-Pavano, Chris Britton, comedy, Damaso Marte, Darrel Rasner, Edwar Ramirez, funny, george-steinbrenner, humor, Mariano Rivera, new-york-yankees, ny yankess, parody, Paul O’Neil, yankees
August 23, 2008
- 1:30 pm
By COED Staff

This Saturday marks the highly comical return of Carl Pavano to the decimated Yankee rotation. With the Yanks sitting six games out of the Wild Card spot and just over a month to play, will he provide enough of a boost for the Bronx Bombers to reach the playoffs for the thirteenth consecutive year? Or will he only provide enough to boost his own personal checking account this off-season?
The timing for Pavano’s latest comeback attempt is convenient enough to weasel yet another lucrative contract offer out of another team looking for starting pitching depth – something that all 30 teams are interested in. If he comes on strong in the final five weeks of the season and shows flashes of returning to his 2004 form, will another team pay a hefty salary in hopes that he can anchor the number two or three spot in their rotation? (more…)
Tags: 2004, American Idle, baseball, Bronx Bombers, Carl-Pavano, comedy, contracts, florida-marlins, injured player, injury, mlb, Money, MRI, New-York, new-york-yankees, offseason, Pavano, pitcher, signing, waste, wasting money, Wild-Card, world-series, yankees, yanks
July 2, 2008
- 1:30 pm
By Steve - Seton Hall
Coaches, GMs, owners, players and fans are calling for monumental changes to America’s game.
Most likely will be the addition of instant replay so we don’t have any Jeffrey Maier situations, and the regulation of maple bats as they have been shattering at a record pace and it is only a matter of time before someone get seriously injured.
Less likely (but still on the plate) are new draft regulations that will put a cap on how much power top prospects like Seton Hall’s Rick Porcello and their agents Scott Boras has over teams vying for talent.
Oh sh*t, I forgot about Hank Steinbrenner who has a strong opinion of the NL after the Yankees’ star pitcher Wang was injured running the bases saying, “My only message is simple: The National League needs to grow up and join the 21st century. I’ve got my pitchers running the bases, and one of them gets hurt. He’s going to be out. I don’t like that, and it’s about time they address it. That was a rule from the 1800s.”
But what about banning over sized body armor or pointing to the sky after crossing home plate? Or the $2 hot dog rule and outlawing sushi from concession stands?
These are the New Rules Of Baseball that have been submitted by fans across America and outlined by CBS Sportsline. Although ridiculous, some of these rules make a lot of sense–and should be tested in the minor leagues.
If I had my way, I’d implement a Boni Jovi rule that would call the music legend to perform during the 7th inning stretch of every game Yankee game until the end of the season. That’s a little unrealistic and being from New Jersey, I’m biased. So for now, we’ll just have to settle for a free Bon Jovi All-Star game concert at Central Park.
Tags: baseball, bon jovi, central park, free, instant replay, jeffery maier, major leagues, maple bats, national league, new rules of baseball, New-York, new-york-yankees, nl, scott boras, Seton-Hall, yankee, yankees
July 1, 2008
- 1:15 pm
By Steve - Seton Hall
All-Star rocker Bon Jovi will be performing a free concert at New York’s Central Park on July 12th at 8PM to kick off Major League Baseball’s 2008 All-Star game celebrations taking place at Yankee Stadium on July 15th.
“All-Star Summer is set to hit New York City in a few weeks, and the lineup of festivities just added another future Hall-of-Famer in Bon Jovi,” said New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.
“The free concert in Central Park is going to help make this year’s All-Star Summer a celebration to remember. The 2008 All-Star Game will pay tribute to the storied history of Yankee Stadium, and Bon Jovi will help us ensure it goes out in a blaze of glory — hopefully a blaze in late October.”
Tickets for this free event become available on Wednesday July 2nd at MLB.com.
Tags: all-star, amazing, bon jovi, central park, free, Hall-of-Fame, july, july 12th, major-league-baseball, New-York, New-York-City, new-york-yankees, october, yankee stadium