Usually sports teams owners aren’t mentioned when listing off notable alumni. Why? They’re regarded as the scum of the Earth – vile human beings who are greedy penny pinchers. Well, newsflash, I’d f***ing love to be a sports team owner. Been a dream of mine since day 1. So, this list of top owner-producing colleges created by the Wall Street Journal would’ve been super helpful. Check it out after the jump.

Today’s WTF news items feature an NYU professor who did some hi-tech body modification and should probably look into getting Third Eye Blind to do a theme song, a 3 year old boy from New York who is defying all odds and proving we really DON’T use that much of our brains, and a vice principal in California who might be the coolest dude in the solar system. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Friday, September 5th

The 44 Hotties From Entourage
Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyo… Click to read more

Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street. And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new… Click to read more