Unless you’re Biff Tannen, it’s awfully hard to get rich predicting sports.  Who the hell would’ve said a year ago that Indianapolis would be on the clock with the #1 Pick while the Bengals are prepping for a wild card showdown with the Texans?  Or that Adam Dunn would forget how to hit a baseball?  Nevertheless, predicting sports is what m… Click to read more

After claiming a loss of more than $70 million in 2011, the Mets declined to even make an offer to Jose Reyes, arguably one of the most talented homegrown players in franchise history, who left to sign with the Marlins. Lord knows they aren’t going to land any of the big-name free agents on the market this year. So after failing to make the playoffs for five straight seasons, who in their right mind would watch the Mets in 2012? Tri-State Sports Guys co-host Mike D has five reasons to tune in after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Eli says he’s just as terrific as Tom Brady, Coco Chanel might’ve been a nazi spy, Abercrombie & Fitch wants to pay the Jersey Shore cast to NOT wear their clothes, Playboy released their first ever braille edition, Hulk Hogan might be gay, Kate Upton looks good in denim, Miranda Kerr looks good in lingerie, Anne Hathaway tries to do Lil Wayne, The Game might go to jail for a tweet, Ndamukong Suh got fined again, Gerard Depardieu pissed on an airplane floor, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

• Kate Upton Naked Photos Have Officially Surfaced
• ‘Glee’ Star Jenna Ushkowitz Gets Naughty for Tyler Shields
• Pranks Betty White Should Use On Her New Show
• HBO’s Entourage might buy the New York Mets (no joke)
• Rebecca Black’s “Friday” Goes To Hell
• President Barack Obama’s First Ad of 2012
• Jessica Jane-Clement In Her Sexy Undies

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Comedy Central’s newest show, “SportsDome” is from the wise-cracking geniuses behind The Onion and their Onion Sports Network (“OSN”). The half hour program is a dead on parody of ESPN’s SportsCenter with quick, flashy segments infused with The Onion’s own brand of dry wit. Last night’s episode featured a very special human interest story that poked fun at Chris Connelly‘s “My Wish” series. The segment, called “Wish Zone”, featured an 8 year old cancer patient named Allison Pencey who happened to be a huge Phillies fan. She also has a great distaste and contempt for Mets third basemen David Wright. Watch the video after the jump!

Amy Schumer is the hilarious co-host of “A Different Spin with Mark Hoppus,” a new show airing Thursdays at 7pm ET on FUSE. Last week, my buddy Steve interviewed Mark Hoppus. This week, it’s Amy’s turn.

Washing your hair is just one of several tasks you take on before you even grab a cup of coffee in the morning, that and piss, shower, and shave. But for effective washing, it’s important to consider what you treat your hair with and how many times a week you put that into effect. Here’s the COED guide to become a hair model.

These five guys are ones you probably have not heard of, but they would love to help you win your league (maybe love is a strong word). If you have not yet had your draft, look for them in the latter rounds once your starting slots are filled. If you have drafted, see if they are available in free agency and grab them quick.

Injuries can absolutely destroy a great baseball team, just take the 2009 New York Mets for example. Injuries have decimated their $145 million roster sending the majority of their starting roster to the DL, but at least none of the Amazin’s are out with injuries like these. Baseball players have suffered some pretty strange injuries off the field so we’ve gone ahead and complied 10 of the best.

Over the last year, people have grown more and more in love with animals. They can’t stand seeing anything happen to one of the world’s lovely little creatures – that is until now.
We all saw the pictures (and I got to see the video!) of Pedro Martinez releasing a chicken (rooster…whatever) into a cockfight in the Dominican Republic… Click to read more

USA Today has confirmed thats Cy Young award winning pitcher Johan Santana has been shipped off to the New York Mets.
The New York Mets have agreed to a trade for two-time Cy Young Award winner Johan Santana, giving up four prospects to acquire the left-handed ace of the Minnesota Twins, according to two high-ranking Twins officials with knowledge of t… Click to read more