LiLo and MarMo, together at last.These pictures of Lindsay Lohan recreating Marilyn Monroe’s infamous “The Last Sitting” photoshoot (Monroe died six weeks after the shoot) are a hard sell.

See, Lohan is hot in her own slutastic way – but can she hope to reach the lofty heights of an eternal sexpot like Marilyn Monroe? Of course not.

Marilyn Monroe was not only the sex symbol of her time, but in my opinion the standard of which no sloppy mess like Lohan could ever meet. Extremely hot and knowingly ditzy, Monroe got it – and she maintained it until her untimely death.

Still, nude pictures of Lindsay Lohan are nothing to frown about. Enjoy.

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or view the complete New York Magazine Gallery (NSFW)

or view the original Marilyn Monroe “Last Sitting” gallery (NSFW)

As we all know, if anything is remotely fun, it’s probably illegal in the US. Sucks. At least it helps the tourism industry in the toking, special brownie eating Netherlands and the absinthe drinking Czech Republic.

But times are a changing. Absinthe is going to hit the U.S. market later this month. Rejoice friends and get ready to lift a glass in honor of your God-given right to get completely wasted on crazy green booze.

What is Absinthe exactly? Besides being the drink of choice for Vincent Van Gogh and Paul Verlaine, it is known as “the green fairyâ€? because of its bright almost neon green color.

Let’s not kid ourselves, it looks a little like radioactive waste but don’t let that stop you from drinking it down. Thanks the Temperance Movement, Absinthe has been banned in the U.S. since 1912 after rumors that its primary ingredient, grand wormwood, contained a psychosis-inducing hallucinogen. As far as taste goes, it has a light bitterness with sort of a complex flavor because of the multiple herbs that go into making the drink. (more…)