Sorry to start the day off with a downer, but this video is too crazy to miss. Last week, a sightseeing helicopter and a small plane collided over New York City’s Hudson River. Tragically, all nine of the passengers died in the crash, and their bodies have been recovered. Nobody was exactly sure how the two aircraft collided. Until now…

New York City – home to every type of person you can imagine, all crammed on top of each other into an area 1/10th the size of Los Angeles. Because of this denseness and the swath of humanity living within its borders, from immigrants and working Joes to crackheads to the richest people on the planet, surviving in New York as an average person is hard. It’s hard to get around, hard to pay for rent – and hard to keep from going postal every 10 minutes because of some douchebag you run into on the way to work. So, as a follow-up to “How to Not Be a Douchebag Tourist in NYC,” here are a few things to remember when living in New York, to help keep the gears of this great city moving (and to keep someone from punching you in the face.) (more…)

Note From the Editor: In New York City, anything can be delivered straight to your doorstep, from Chinese food to rare antique furniture – to the best weed on planet Earth. That’s right, instead of scoring a sh!tty dime bag from a dude in Washington Square Park, New Yorkers can just call a number and have a bud-toting bike messenger show up at their apartment with a buffet of different strains of weed – Purple Haze, Kush, Sour Diesel – they’ve got it all. We caught up with one of these drug delivery men who agreed to tell his tale here on COED. This is his story, from his perspective.

Believe it or not, riding your bike around New York City all the time is kind of dreamy.

Especially when it’s finally nice out. I don’t know if you live in the Northeast, but here in NYC we were punished by what seemed like month after month after month of greyness and cold and all-the-time wet with snow and ice and rain.

But now the sun is shining, and it’s nice – even though riding is like, maniacs of every race, creed and color coming at you from every direction; nearly every moment is like, what the f*ck, how am I not dead? (more…)

Wednesday marks the beginning of New York’s Fleet Week 2009, a time for the good men and women of our Navy and Marines to demonstrate some badass skills, honor fallen soldiers and take some time off to get wasted and have sex with as many people as humanly possible, before they head back out to sea. So to usher in the pre-Memorial Day celebrations, we’ve put together the 65 sexiest sailor girls we could find. Enjoy! (more…)

In New York City, anything can be delivered straight to your doorstep, from Chinese food to rare antique furniture – to the best weed on planet Earth. That’s right, instead of scoring a sh!tty dime bag from a dude in Washington Square Park, New Yorkers can just call a number and have a bud-toting bike messenger show up at their apartment with a buffet of different strains of weed – Purple Haze, Kush, Sour Diesel – they’ve got it all. We caught up with one of these drug delivery men who agreed to tell his tale here on COED. This is his story, from his perspective. (more…)

Following the Swine flu epidemic on TV is pretty intense. Way better than Bird Flu, and a contender with the economic recession. Today, I saw a couple people on the New York City streets sporting surgical masks. If this trend continues soon New York is going to look like Mexico. I didn’t want to be left out.

It took me an hour and seven pharmacies to locate a surgical mask. Every single store was sold out. The only reason I obtained one was because a pharmacist gracious gave one of hers. It wasn’t really until then I realized the severity of the Swine Flu. Or, at least, the portrayed severity, seeing as how this outbreak is quite similar to a regular flu season.  But still, I rushed home to try on my new contraption, which looks much like a 1930s maxipad. (more…)

For some dumbass reason, yesterday somebody thought it would be a great idea to fly a 747 really, really low over New York City (while it was being followed by a fighter jet), without letting everybody know in advance that it was actually a photo-op for the President’s Air Force One. Needless to say, everyone freaked the hell out.

THE BAND: The Strokes

HOMETOWN: New York City

THEIR DEAL: This indie rock band has been gaining attention for almost a decade now. From having songs on the radio to a drummer with a famous ex-girlfriend (Drew Barrymore), they’re a spotlight favorite.

THE DIRT: That said drummer, Fabrizio Moretti, can’t quite just get his fill with The Strokes. Word on the street is that he has started a new band with his Los Angeles roommates and his girlfriend called “Little Joy”. The band’s first release should happen by 2009.

Friday, September 5th

The 44 Hotties From Entourage

Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

Ben Gordon Missed the Boat

Last summer, Ben Gordon was offered a 5-year, $50M contract extension from the Chicago Bulls but whined that as the team’s leading scorer, that wasn’t enough.

Now its only a few weeks from camp and Gordon’s contract status is still in limbo.  He still thinks he deserves something similar to the $71M deal the Bulls recently gave to Luol Deng, but the Bulls disagree.

Down to Four: US Open Semi-Finals Today

After four rounds and the quarter finals, the US Open is down to four women tennis players vying for the win. Today’s semi-final matches (schedule) include Elena Dementieva (Russia) versus Jelena Jankovic of Serbia, who’s currently ranked No. 2. Dinara Safina of (surprise, surprise) Russia versus American Serena Williams. If Serena beats Safina in this match, she’ll be the new World No. 1.

College Football Week Two: Cheerleader Edition

Finally, football season is in full swing and we’re freakin’ psyched! Last week’s opening games went pretty much as we predicted and we’re more than ready for this week. A lot of in, outs, what-have-you’s, and really, anyone could end up on top. Ok, not really anyone, but we don’t want to spoil your fun this early in the season. So here’s this week’s games of the top 10 presented by cheerleaders, as God intended.

Thursday, September 4th

How To Drop a Deuce In College

Going to college fosters several changes in one’s life. That goes without saying. Students must adjust to a fast paced lifestyle of partying, studying, and working, and in that order. But besides these obvious changes, some of us have to adjust to the idea of a communal bathroom. Now, not having to share a bathroom since my sister left for college three years earlier, I had gotten use to taking my time and not worrying about disturbing others with various noises and smells, other then myself. Even the family cat knew to stay away from my bathroom.

FHM Vs Maxim Model Showdown

After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?

The Pros and Cons of an Open Relationship

Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfriend that’s too hot for him.

Wednesday, September 3rd

Back-to-School: The Girls of NYU

Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street.

And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new wardrobe.

(Nobody plans for the first warm day, so they’re tragically covered.) But if you go anywhere south of 14th street, you know that the end of August holds another hidden gem–the return of NYU Girls.

The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks

Dear Smile Train, I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause. But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window.

Abby Clancy FHM Pictures Hit The Net

FHM has released new pictures from a photoshoot with COED’s #1 sexiest WAG in the world and an Emegring Hottie of 2008, Abby Clancy. These new photos verify that Clancy really is one of the sexiest women on Earth.

Tuesday, September 2nd

Old vs New: 90210 Babe Showdown

Tonight marks the return of 90’s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over.

And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!

Check out all the hotness in our 90210 Babe Showdown

The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” Convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.

R.I.P. Don LaFontaine, aka “That Announcer Guy From The Movies”

Don LaFontaine was the Babe Ruth of Hollywood voice over actors. He single-handedly creating the field back in the 1960’s and lent his voice to over 5,000 movie trailers and nearly 350,000 commercials throughout his career.His most notable work includes the Godfather trilogy, the Terminator series, Cheaper By The Dozen, The Academy Awards, and a recent Geico commercial starring as “that announcer guy from the movies.”

Monday, September 1th

Why I hate Facebook: Reason #1

I hate Facebook. I even went so far as to “delete” my original account. (Which is never actually deleted, btw).  But because nobody else in the entire world seems to share my contempt for the ever-popular social networking Site, I decided to re-open an account in order to keep in touch with all the people who refuse to communicate in any way other than this silly Site. But it’s already come back to haunt me.

Below is an excerpt from an actual conversation between an ex/friend of mine from years past and me from this past weekend that perfectly exemplifies why I hate Facebook.

Sunday, August 31st

The Girls of Labor Day: Chicken Fight

Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet.  On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ.  On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.

So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past,  we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer:  Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights.  Yes, you are welcome.

Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street. And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new wardrobe. (Nobody plans for the first warm day, so they’re tragically covered.) But if you go anywhere south of 14th street, you know that the end of August holds another hidden gem–the return of NYU Girls.

The cream of the crop, these lovely ladies like nothing better than looking hotter than anyone you’ve ever seen. Luckily for you, we decided to get this year’s return on film.

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