When snowpocalypse is driving you insane, you try to conjure warm, happy thoughts. Nothing invokes those better than Reef Girls and their ridiculously beautiful butts. Though the 2011 Miss Reef calendar released in late October and the FIRST EVER World Miss Reef Hawaiian Pro Contest happened before Thanksgiving, Miss Reefs are needed now more than ever. In this photo gallery, you’ll see World Miss Reef contestants from Peru, Argentina, The Netherlands, Indonesia, Barbados, Israel, United States, and Miss Reef Panama, Betzaida Herrera who took home $5,000, a spot in the 2012 Miss Reef Calendar, and the crown. Hurry up, Summer!

After weeks of fierce competition and headaches from looking at so many barely-clothed World Cup WAGS, we’re ready to settle the debate as to who is the hottest World Cup Wag. Just like at the real World Cup tournament, the Netherlands are facing down Spain as Wesley Sneijder’s girlfriend Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen and Iker Casillas’s girlfriend Sara Carbonero go head to head against each other.

The 2010 World Cup final on Sunday will be a study in styles, a contrast in the fluid passing and sideways possession of Spain, and the more dynamic and physical style of the Dutch. The Netherlands have been mostly undoing their reputation for an overly-aggressive style during this World Cup, with the only hold-outs being midfield reducers Mark Van Bommel and Nigel de Jong.

Four teams now stand poised on the brink of World Cup glory: Spain, Germany, Holland, and Uruguay. Winning the ultimate prize in world football would represent something magnificent for each of those countries, but with varying degrees of breathless wonder.
Urugay vs. Netherlands, July 6.
Germany vs. Spain, July 7.
Germany (as West Germany) has won the Wo… Click to read more

It takes more than god, cocaine, and undetected handballs to win a World Cup, at least in 2010. The young, ruthlessly efficient German team delivered a wholesale beatdown to Diego Maradona’s Argentina, and exposed the self-besotted leprechaun as a complete clown. It may be true that Maradona practically won the 1986 World Cup singlehandedly, as a m… Click to read more

Two things we learned, at least, from the Holland vs. Brazil match today, is that Jesus hates Brazil, and it’s always important to stay Melo. Brazil’s Kaka is the world’s most expensive striker and was expected to be one of the stars of this World Cup. Known for praying on the pitch after the 2002 World Cup win, and for revealing messages like “I belong to Jesus” on his t-shirts beneath his team jersey after scoring, apparently Jesus’ infatuation with Brazilian soccer is at an end.

Color us shocked because we’re absolutely amazed that the number one soccer team in the world, Brazil, just lost in the quarter finals. Not only were their players insanely good, but they’re sexy soccer underboob photos blew us away. I mean we were rooting for them before there were even 168 booty-ful reasons to root for Brazil.

Still laying in bed in a drunken stupor over the fact that the US Team didn’t pull a 1980s Miracle? Well cheer up because even though we’re out of the World Cup doesn’t mean that we’re out of amazing photos of sexy superfans. So show your true American colors by spending your Monday at work checking out hot chicks.

The U.S fans have more than made up for the fact that they never watched soccer before the World Cup. The fans are looking more patriotic than ever and we’re pretty sure these latest superfan photos will blow the competition out of the water. So get out your vuvuzela, throw away your drafted letter to get that ref fired, and get ready to call in sick to work tomorrow to help cheer on the U.S Soccer Team.

The vuvuzelas aren’t the only things getting a rise out of us at the 2010 World Cup. The sexy superfans are also continuing to get us hot and bothered every time we turn on the TV. So hot and bothered that we debated emptying out our bank accounts just to buy the plane tickets to see these super fine fans in person, But decided to spend the the entire day looking at these amazing photos of the sexiest superfans instead.

The action keeps heating up in the 2010 FIFA World Cup and everyone is doing their part cheering on their country’s team. But what if your country sucks at playing soccer… like China? Well, do what these gorgeous Chinese models have done and give your body to the World Cup. No, we’re not talking about prostitution. We’re talking about using bodypaint to let everyone know exactly what team you’re cheering for. Because nothing says I’ll do whatever it takes to be involved in the excitement like painting yourself with pride.

The competition during the games isn’t the only thing heating up at the World Cup. The Sexy Superfans are getting hotter by the day and we’re having some major trouble deciding which country has the sexiest fans. The only thing we did figure out was that it doesn’t matter which teams win, because as long as these smoking hot photos keep surfacing, we’re all going home feeling like champions.

While you were prepping for the World Cup by buying a 3D TV and frantically googling the rules of soccer, erotic actress from Germany and Australia were psyching up their countries by posing nude. The super sexy models weren’t hiding their team spirit when they decked themselves out in patriotic body paint. Which country had the sexier models? You’ll have to decide that for yourself.