August 16, 2008
- 4:30 pm
By COED Staff
Thanks to satirical cartoons and recorded history, it’s pretty common knowledge that Walt Disney was a nut bag. Besides being obsessed with cryogenically freezing his own head, the guy was an anti-Semite and hired Nazi rocket scientists to design his rides.
Then there’s the racism and sexism in all of the cartoons his company has produced.
But I guess we’d all thought, with the advent of the first ever black female lead in a Disney cartoon, that the company had turned a new, desperate leaf and was actually interested in being a culturally aware organization rather then a profit-hungry global conglomerate steeped in Nazi tradition (Did you know?: Pirates of the Caribbean is powered by the OCCULT!).
We thought wrong. Looks like theres’ a huge labor dispute going on right now between Disney and a few thousand hotel employees, which was brought to a head today when protesters marched on the California Disney locations, dressed (hilariously) as Disney characters. (more…)
Tags: adventure-island, black-disney-princess, disney, health-care, labor-dispute, mickey-mouse, nazi, pirate, racist, sexist, walt-disney
June 17, 2008
- 10:52 am
By COED Staff

Before the War on Terror, Iraq, Afghanistan and the first Gulf War; before Vietnam, Korea and the long Cold War, the old world order was dominated by the tyranny of fear of Nazi Germany and the atrocities of catastrophic world war. But within the tumultuous years between WWI and WWII emerged two of today’s most dominant shoe companies: Puma and Adidas. And they each owe their existences to a mere family misunderstanding between broken brothers. (more…)
Tags: adidas, afghanistan, bavaria, berlin, bicycle, big dogs, cold war, Dassler Brothers Shoe Company, dope, frank dassler, Gebrüder Dassler Schuhfabrik, germany, Gucci, gulf war, Herzogenaurach, iraq, jesse owens, kicks, korea, nazi, nike, puma, reebok, rudolf dassler, terror, versailles, vietnam
December 26, 2007
- 11:34 am
By COED Staff

Not sure how many of you actually heard about this over the holiday, but the idiots who started this “scandal” should be shot.
Will Smith was so pissed off about this, his publicist actually got back to us, and here is what really went down. Our friend Will did an interview for his several upcoming movies. A conversation ensued about how he thinks that the human mind is inherently good (led to a plug for I am Legend). Since the interviewer was borderline retarded and did not get his point, he said the following statement:
“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’ I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’”
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