He sees you when you’re sleeping and he has a red dot right on your motherf***ing forehead, so recognize fool! While most citizens believe that Navy Seal Team 6 knocked off Bin Laden, truth is jolly ol’ St. Nick capped that lanky bearded a-hole. In all seriousness, as the holidays approach and we get together with family and friends for some peppermint schnapps and gingerbread fruitcakes, the men and women serving our country are out there preserving freedom, justice, and the American way. We salute them with this photo gallery of Christmas-themed military photos that will serve as a friendly reminder to terrorists on the naughty list – Military Santa don’t deliver coal, homey.

November 11th is Veterans Day, a federal holiday in which we remember those 24.9 million peeps who served our country in the armed forces. And, if you’re in the Armed Forces, you should probably eat all of your meals at Applebee’s it’ll be free on 11/11. Originally I thought that would suck to be a waiter on that day, but you must get crazy good tips. I’ve also got a really great tip: men in uniform are hot (don’t ask, don’t tell) but women in body painted uniforms are hotter. Check ‘em out in our glorious gallery after the jump.

Today’s WTF news items feature a car your girlfriend will want to put in her mouth, sailing the seven seas while high as a kite, and aliens slowly building their army across the galaxy to take us over. Read more after the jump!

The AP reports National Guard troops at the Naco Border Patrol Station observed several people launching packages over the International Border fence via a catapult last week.

Mexican officials seized about 45 pounds of marijuana, an SUV, the catapult device, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Apparently, Mexico just entered Medieval Times… and I ain’t talkin’ bout no theme restaurant (which is awesome, btw). I think it would be funny if a movie were made about this story and one of the drug smugglers got real pissed at his gf for disobedience so he catapults her across the border. Then when he’s asked what happened to her, he goes, “it was just a fling”. Please mail Oscars to the office. Thanks, Academy.

This weekend there’s only one FBS game on the schedule and it kicks off at 2:30 pm EST at Lincoln Financial Field. I’m talking about the 111^th edition of the Army/ Navy game, one of the oldest rivalries in the nation. Navy has been on a winning streak of late with eight wins in a row to take a 54-49-7 series lead.

The NHL had the bright idea of playing the “Winter Classic” outside at venues not typically used for hockey. The concept has since been adopted by the NCAA with ridiculous results. After this past weekend’s pretty awesome Illinois-Northwestern game at Wrigley and Notre Dame-Army game at Yankee Stadium, we at COED got to thinking: what other non-football venues would make for cool college football matchups?

The guys over at theChive have outdone themselves again. First they bring us the bustiest babe in America and now they bring us absolutely awesome auto photos at TheTHROTTLE and all around incredible military entertainment at theBrigade. The only thing better than that has to be the fact that big butts are back in a bootyful way.

This sucks. I busted my ass, did well in school, made smart choices. Now, I am graduating after four years of college that I paid for all myself – not through selling my “virginity” – but through loans. Now what?

Two weeks ago I had never owned, bought, or even worn a suit. Now, I’ve done all three of those things, and I picked up some valuable information along the way. I’d like to pass it on to any other nubes contemplating their first grown-up outfit. Keep in mind that less than a month ago I had never associated with a suit or an event that called for one, so if any of these t… Click to read more

Fads In Football: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Football fans are a curious bunch. We are creatures of habit. We complain about concession prices, but shovel out eight dollars for a beer and six bucks for a dog the minute the second quarter ends. We are like sheep on an open range.
Our adherence to tradition and rituals, however, is something that makes us uniqu… Click to read more