Here’s a quick frat math tutor session for you kiddies out there: since beer = college, and frat = college, frat = beer. Simple enough, right? You’d think so, but sometimes people bring un-fratty beers into a party. These people are thrown out. Bringing Mike’s Hard Lemonade? Sororities hand out bids next semester, dude. Bud Light? How’d I guess that you’re just visiting your sister who’s still in college? Only the manliest of beers can make it past the moat of pledges / door-b*tches. The chosen few are after the jump!

What’s sexier than a drunk girl so intoxicated that she’ll actually hook up with you? How about a topless drunk girl doing beer bongs all night long. She’s doing them standing up, she’s doing them on her knees, and hopefully by the end of the night she’ll be doing them on your bed.

Whether of not it feels like it spring 2010 is right around the corner, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying. To help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find.

It’s summer, people! And despite what your doctor might tell you, that means you should be spending as many waking hours as possible soaking in the sun and partying as much as humanly possible. So to help get you motivated, we’ve put together this year’s collection of the hottest beer bong babes we could find. Chug! Chug! Chug!

We all know how exciting it is to see a classic hit like “Don’t Stop Believin” by Journey pop up on a list of stealable downloads, saying it will only take 20 seconds until that baby is yours to keep forever. You say, “Dude. I have to download that. I don’t care if I’m stealing. It’s JOURNEY for gosh sakes.”
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