With the right approach, women can make men do crazy things: commit to one vagina for the rest of their lives, start wars, stop playing video games, but it would take a special kind of woman to make a man give up meat. I’m not about to shun steaks for Ellen DeGeneres. But I might hook up an IV of hummus for the ladies on this list. Check ‘em in our gallery after the jump.

It’s prom season, y’all. You know what that means – horrible bronzing, butchered hair cuts, super fake eyelashes, ghetto fabulous dresses, and those boss tuxedos from Dumb & Dumber. If you’ve ever hung out with a girl you know about Us magazine and their feature called, “Celebs – just like us!”, which drives regular Joes like us f***ing insane. Why chicks like seeing pics of celebs doing normal every day sh*t is beyond me. Anyway, turns out celebrities ALSO WENT TO PROM JUST LIKE US!!!! OMG!!! WTF!1!1!1!1 Some of these pics are pretty hilarious. So, I guess now we can finally put those rumors of celebrities being genetically engineered super robot aliens to rest. See the gallery after the jump!

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Shalom! Passover began April 18th at sunset. The 7-day celebration commemorates the liberation of ancient Israelites from slavery in Egypt. Israelites marked their doors so death would pass over them. Most celebrate by eating Matzo, but we celebrate with a photo gallery of hot Jewish women who’ve freed themselves of their clothing that we just couldn’t pass over. Think you can find a hotter congregation of Jewish jewels outside of Hollywood and The Holy Land? Mazel Tov, buddy!

Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year’s list featured a wide variety of women – from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef’s annual list proves anything, it’s that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that’s just Hef’s game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef’s sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!

The past couple weeks we’ve been talking a lot about the world premiere of Your Highness (view the red carpet photos at USCB here), which stars Danny McBride, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel, and our favorite swan, Natalie Portman. The movie makes numerous references to and jokes about weed, even the film’s title is an ode to the after effects of the sticky icky. Well,  turns out there’s a reason NatPo was perfect for Your Highness, she recently revealed to Entertainment Weekly that she smoked pot in college. She raps, strips, has sex with chicks, kicks ass, AND smokes up? That choreographer really hit the jackpot, huh? Anyway, we officially welcome Natalie to our list of sexiest celebrity stoners, which you can find below. Puff Puff Portman. Kinda has a ring to it!

With most of Hollywood booking appointments at their local cosmetic surgeon for a little body “enhancement,” some of Tinsel Town’s hottest honeys have stayed true to their nature and rocked what their mama gave ‘em. Sure, they might not fill out a bikini as well as Heidi Klum or have the cleavage line of Scar Jo, but these bangin’ babes look every bit as hot. So to those with a little less than a handful, we at COED salute you.

Disclaimer: These pics of Danny McBride and James Franco photobombing the snot out of the most insane college parties are completely photoshopped – so don’t go sending them to TMZ looking for a handout. While our photos may not be real, the chance to bring these two mega stars to your campus for a crazy party is as real as it gets. Your school could host the world premiere of Your Highness, you just have to demand it. You gotta hurry, though, the deadline to enter is only a few days away. See the pics after the jump!

COED was one of the first sites to publish stills of Natalie Portman wearing a thong in the red band trailer for “Your Highness“. The movie is from the director of Pineapple Express and stars Danny McBride (Kenny Powers), James Franco, NatPo, and Zooey Deschanel (Elf, 500 Days of Summer). Now, your school has the chance to host the world premiere of “Your Highness“. This is the first time the location for a movie premiere has been determined by college audiences. Find out how to make it happen after the jump!

With movies like “Black Swan“, “Bound”, and “Mulholland Drive” exploring the psychosexual rivalry between two women, celebrity lesbianism taps into a very fundamental fantasy for most guys: girl-on-girl action. When hotties like Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lock lips, one can’t help but think of other steamy XX chromosome canoodling. Here’s a list of fantasy pairings of the fairer sex we’re hoping will turn into reality. You might notice a lot of these hook ups involve celebrity lookalikes or “doppelgangers“. Hey, the best way to convince them to do the deed is to think of it as “self-love”.

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The 2011 Oscars are this Sunday, so we thought – what better way to get you excited about people holding a trophy of a nude dude than with pics of NAKED CHICKS! Did you know you can see 8 of the 10 women nominated for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress in their birthday suits on the internet? What’s up with the other two you ask? Well, one’s underage (Hailee Steinfeld) and the other just needs to take a look at this list to realize you don’t have to keep your clothes on to be successful. You can see more of her (Jennifer Lawrence) here. All these links are NSFW, so don’t say we didn’t warn you. The Oscar for best nipples goes to…

Many would argue the best part of SNL is the Digital Short. Thanks to Andy Samberg, his comedy group Lonely Island, and celebrity cameos, we have such gems as “Dick In A Box“, “Natalie (Portman) Raps”, “Lazy Sunday“, “I Just Had Sex“, “Like A Boss“, “I’m On A Boat“, “Jizz In My Pants“. One video that doesn’t get as much credit, but should, is the quick-hitting short called, “Business Meeting with Rainn Wilson“. There are so many off-the-wall characters thrown into your face at breakneck speed, it’s hard to keep up, but the one character that stands out with a delicious performance is the Gigantic Turkey Sub. Check out the video below then vote for your favorite “employee” in our poll.

Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

The Green Hornet beat out The Dilemma at the box office over MLK weekend with nearly twice the revenue, $40 mil to $20 mil. January’s a tough month for theatrical releases; it’s a timeframe where studios dump their less than stellar projects and productions with modest to low expectations. For The Green Hornet to perform like it did is a surprise. This week’s new entries feature casual sex, unemployment, hired help, and the long road to freedom. Check our preview of this week’s new releases after the jump!