Virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! Here are the top 5 worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing that she would be auctioning off her virginity at the Bunny Ranch last September, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. Now the price has gone up to more than $3.7 million!

Sacramento State Students Virginity Auction Passes $275,000
A hurricane of media coverage is swirling around a Sacramento State graduate who is auctioning off her virginity.
The 22-year-old, who is using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan for safety reasons, announced the decision to sell her v-card on the Howard Stern radio show on Sept. 9.
With hundreds of of… Click to read more

Bringing you all the highlights from the past week are the ever-awesome Reef Girls. I’m not sure where they find these chicks, but wherever that is, remind me to book my next vacation there.

Friday, September 12th, 2008
Pacino, De Niro Re-Unite: Why You Should See Righteous Kill
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San Diego student Natalie Dylan is broke as a joke and can’t afford to finance her college education.
Welcome to the club Natalie!
What to do, what to do? Wait tables? Baby-sit? Empower yourself by starting a dorm cleaning business?
Nah, the 22 year-old has decided to auction off her virginity on the Howard Stern Radio show saying, “I don’… Click to read more