Have you ever stayed in a budget motel? It’s like playing amateur forensic scientist. Depending on what things you find on your pillow and under your bed, you can almost unravel a scene to a crime. I especially hate those A&E true crime documentaries where they take the black light and investigate a motel room’s bedspread and find over 47 different semen s… Click to read more

When puttering around the back of some dive video store on a lonely Friday night or surfing the ‘net for some self-love aides, sometimes one can become very selective. Sure, you can search for boobs or any number of fetishes from feet (shrimpin‘?) to bondage to BBW, but sometimes that’s not good enough. Sometimes, it’s a movie’s title that sucks you in. The following ten porn movie titles probably won’t move the needle and should be avoided at all costs.