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Shake And Bake Nate Steals The Show

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With Will Ferrell sitting courtside Monday night at Madison Square Garden, Nate Robinson made sure to put the pedal to the metal.

Robinson dropped a season-high 41 points on the Indiana Pacers en route to a last-minute 123-119 victory and stole the show in front of his all-time favorite actor. Throughout the season, Robinson has been borrowing Ferrell’s “Shake and Bake” catch phrase from the NASCAR racing movie Talladega Nights, and has recited it to get his teammates fired up and to celebrate crucial wins. (more…)

500 Daytona Spring Break Bikini Party Pics

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Sunday, NASCAR fans from around the country converged on sunny Florida for the 51st running of the Daytona 500. And we could think of no better way to celebrate this all-American event than by bringing you our own version of the Daytona 500 -the ultimate compilation of Spring Break beach babes on the Internet. So, light the fires and kick the tires – this one’s going to be a scorcher. (more…)

Who Is Joe Six Pack, Anyway?

If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:

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5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sort of facial hair, big hands and a tattoo of some sort (possibly his kids’ initials) on his upper arm. No actual six pack to be seen behind the slight beer belly hanging over the top of his ill-fitting denim. Read More »

Who Is The Bigger NASCAR Creeper?

Who Is The Bigger NASCAR Creeper?

If you have a picture that is more “colorful” than the ones you see here submit them to “The Most Colorful Fan of Nascar” contest and you could win some cool prizes including a VIP Trip to the Ford 400 in Hempstead-Miami Speedway or a Richard Petty Driving Experience.

Alternative WNBA Publicity Stunts

As many of you heard, last night there was a “fight” in a WNBA game that looked about as real as a WWE wrestling match – we’re not the only one to make the case that this was a publicity stunt used to draw attention into the “intensity” of the sport.

Since the WNBA is now implementing circus like publicity stunts to draw attention to the league, we’ve decided to give them some more suggestions to help them up their fan base.

Check out Alternative WNBA Publicity Stunts after the jump! (more…)

Megan Fox At The MTV Movie Awards

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Megan Fox At The MTV Movie Awards

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