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“Are you ready to celebrate?  Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars!  w00t!!!  Best day ever!!” the Mars Phoenix Lander tweeted at about 5:15 pm.

You got that right, NASA scientists announced the best possibility of finding life on another planet–F’ing Martians–through Twitter, according to Wired.com. The news comes after photographic evidence of water ice (aka ice)–which holds the key to possible life on another planet–was taken within gathering reach of the Mars Lander.

Though photographs have been taken of what some believed was ice before, analysis proved inconclusive. But this time, they saw it melt. (more…)

Tired of watching full movies? Wanna cut right to the chase and find out what happens in the end so you can have intellectual convos with your friends about how amazing Gary Busey’s hair looked in Rookie of the Year? With the help of Movie-a-Minute we will give you a few condensed versions of your favorite classics. Check it sonnnnnnn…

Armageddon

NASA: An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
Nerd: You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
NASA: Let’s teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
Bruce Willis: Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don’t have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
Audience: I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.

THE END

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In the wonderful world (bubble) of a college student, it seems very little can be accomplished without an adequate “pregameâ€? beforehand. It’s common to hear exchanges like,“Wanna go bowling tonight?â€?
“Dude yea! Let’s pregame!â€?

“We should go see that new horror flick guys.â€?
“Hell yea, but it’ll be ten times scarier if we smoke the herb first!â€?

“Putt Putt?â€?
“Tequila!â€?

So if anyone can understand why there has been an outbreak of drunk astronauts, college kids take the cake:

“Ready for take off?â€?
“We got a couple minutes, man. Finish the flaskâ€?

Hollywood never called dibs on juicy scandals, so NASA decided to join the fun. Controversy has broken out when a recently published article in an aviation mag exposed NASA for allegedly sending astronauts up into space whilst wasted. Yes, you read right, sloshed, hammered, intoxicated. Houston, we have a problem. (more…)

Was this f’ing thing made as an 8^th grade science project?

I mean, dude, over $100 Billion spent world-wide on this thing and 1 game of mine sweeper throws the whole thing off – WTF?! I can do 3 word docs, YouTube, a DVD, IM, Photoshop and a little CounterStrike, and these Rocket Scientists (literally) can’t keep that bad boy running…uhhhhh…okkkkkkkk.

Just saying, it I can get my ghetto-rigged DELL to multi-task, you NASA dipshits should wake up and smell the upgraded RAM chips.

Perspective, $100 Billion =

- More than the GDP of 96% of the countries of the world

- Could LITERALLY solve the global homeless situation

- According to Sally Strothers, it could feed 33,333,333,333 people

- Could cut 5% of the US national deficit

- Could buy the US military 10,000,000 flack jackets for soldiers in Iraq

- Could buy a piece of land SOMEWHERE in the world to separate any number of intolerant religious extremists around the world