By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That’s wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant. All we’re saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we’ve ever seen. We’re not sure what it is, but there’s just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.
The holiday weekend is almost here, so I’m guessing most of you have already checked out, for the most part, from whatever job you work at and are steadily daydreaming about BBQ and fireworks. So let me add another dream – naked Bar Refaeli rolling around in a bed. You’re welcome.
Sometimes, it’s nice to have a little mystery in your life. And by mystery, we mean “safe for work” boobs – that fantastic category of mostly naked, but not quite, that we all love so much. Yes, nudity is great and nipples are amazing, but without a little cover-up sometimes, both seem a little less special. And because of that, we’ve compiled this Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs. Here, you’ll find everything from kick ass cleavage shots to super sexy side boobs to some sh*t you’ve never even heard of. So sit back, relax and get ready for more awesome boobage than a Lucy Pinder slumber party. (more…)
No two things in this world go together better than beer and boobs. Hell, the entire strip club industry is built on this fact. So we’d like to introduce to you the ‘koobzie’ (aka the boob koozie), which is when clever girls use their boobs to hold their beers. We’re not exactly sure why they do this, but regardless, it has to be one of the most ingenious things we’ve ever seen. Now, if only they’d start selling these at truck stops, then we’d be happy…
How this hasn’t been done before, we have no idea. But who better to bring you the latest in “bra” variations than us? We’ve already covered side-boobs, underboobs, hand-bras, cleavage and sidewinders, so it’s only appropriate that we’re setting this one out into the open for all of you to enjoy. The hair bra, similar to hand bra, is simply when a girl’s hair is covering the boob(s) – simple as that. And when it comes to boobs, there’s no need to complicate things. So, without further adieu, we present to you, “41 Hellaciously-Hot Hair Bra Honeys”
We know yoga doesn’t really have anything to do with sex, but there’s just something about a woman bending into impossible positions while wearing tight, skimpy outfits (if anything at all) that screams “Let’s get naked and do it!” And after checking out this sexy selection of fantastically flexible yoga babes, we know you’ll agree. (more…)
As far as we can tell this whole craze over boobs isn’t going away anytime soon. But now that we’ve covered side-boobs, underboobs, hand-bras and cleavage, we were starting to get worried that there weren’t any more boob categories to get our grubby mitts on. How wrong we were… Meet the ’sidewinders,’ a term referring to the sides of the breasts as viewed from the back. That’s right, from the back. It’s awesome. Enjoy!
Before last night, I’d been wondering why the MTV Movie Awards still exist. I mean, does anybody really give a crap anymore? But that was before Sacha Baron Cohen “Bruno” dropped from the sky in angel wings (and no pants). When the wires got tangled, he fell ass-first into the crowd, landing on top of Eminem, giving him a taste of the ol’ undercarriage. Afterward, Eminem stormed off stage in a huff. There’s a lot of debate as to whether or not Eminem’s anger was real or just part of the act. But either way, TV doesn’t get much better than this.