We pride ourselves here at COED for our ability to take any current event and make it sexy. So with today’s release of Bruno on DVD, we racked our brains to find an angle that would make our readers proud. If you’ve seen the movie, you’d know that’s not an easy task, unless of course you find swinging d*ck sexy… And since we don’t, we opted to go the Nyotaimori Party route.

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This sexiness feels naughty…