“The Naked Man is going to revolutionize the one-night stand like the forward pass in football or the slam dunk in basketball,” said Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) during last night’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother.” And we think he’s right.

A revolution in man-dom, “The Naked Man” is a last-resort move to get laid, used when you have nothing to lose at the end of a mediocre first date. And it all comes from the prophet, Mitch. In the beginning of last night’s episode, Ted walks into the apartment to find Robin’s date, Mitch sitting on the couch buck naked. Mitch, explaining his lack of clothing, tells Ted all the rules to the Naked Man:  (more…)

This past weekend, emergency dispatchers in Lebanon, PA received a call from a man on his cell phone, claiming to be stuck in a port-a-potty. When police and emergency workers arrived, they found the man drunk, naked and fully submerged in the port-a-potty holding tank. 

From Fox News:

Emergency dispatchers receive thousands of calls every year, but none like the one last weekend. A man got stuck in a port-a-potty – and he needed help.

On Sunday, 31-year-old Shannon Hunter of Lebanon used his cell phone to call 911 – from inside a port-a-potty.

Police say he had been drinking, took off his clothes and somehow, immersed himself in the holding tank. (more…)