In the words of Ragnhild Karlsson, advocate for going topless at beaches: “If women are forced to wear a top, shouldn’t men also have to?” AMEN.

A-Rod is named the American League M.V.P. as expected, gets a bajillion more dollars.

The Amazon Kindle hopes to bring ebooks to the masses. Judging only by the Kindle’s late-80s look, it’s gonna be a long, hard road.

Kirk Cameron is out to prove that God is real. If Growing Pains was any indication of His existence, God is a spiteful, merciless being indeed.

Why should kids in school spread joy and give Christmas cards to each other when they can spend their days and nights living in fear?

Plump up your Thanksgiving turkey with some real tasty stuffing.

Don’t get me wrong, there have been tons of truly amazing football players in the ranks of the NCAA – but there are a rare few that deserve recognition. Some have committed murder, yet others have gone on to illustrious careers that led to the Hall of Fame – some have done both. Cheers gentlemen!

Top Ten College Football Players of All-Time

10. Vince Young -Texas
In the 2006 Rose Bowl, he completed 30 of 40 passes for 267 yards and carried the ball 19 times for 200 yards and 3 rushing touchdowns. Those 200 rushing yards set a Bowl game rushing record by a QB. He was named Rose Bowl MVP for the second time in his career.

9. Tommy Nobis – Texas
He averaged nearly 20 tackles a game as a two time All-American linebacker and made the All-Southwest Conference team three times. Nobis also played on both defense and offense for his entire college career, playing guard on the offensive side of the ball.

8. Roger Staubach – Navy
As a junior in 1963, he won the Heisman Trophy and the Maxwell Award, while leading the Midshipmen to a 9-1 record and No. 2 final ranking. In his three seasons at Navy, he completed 292 of 463 passes, with only 19 interceptions, and gained a school record 4,253 yards of total offense. (more…)