I just had an hour long debate with myself over which of these 2 videos I should post before a third voice in my head came into the ring unannounced and wiped everyone out with a folding chair – it’s so hard to pick between the two for video of the day (or of December?) that we’re putting it to a vote. Who ya got: “Best Talk Show Ever” featuring a mustached mullet man whistling “Georgia On My Mind” or Funny or Die’s “The Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo” featuring Emma Roberts? Watch ‘em both then cast your vote after the jump.

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An enormous mustache that attaches to the grill of your car… Finally! And just in time for Movember (the month formerly known as November). It’s glorious, it’s powerful, and most of all it’s completely absurd and hilarious. Based in San Francisco, CA, Carstache LLC is the undisputed global leader in automotive facial hair, delivering the industry’s most luxurious in car mustaches.

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So long October, hello Movember. Yes you heard me right, it’s Movember (also known as Novembeard, No-Shave November, or Noshember) an annual month-long event involving the growing of moustaches during the month of November. Since 2004, the Movember Foundation charity has run mous-tastic events to raise awareness and funds for men’s health issues, such as prostate cancer and depression.

This time, the montage is in L.A.:
HIGH-FIVE HOLLYWOOD! on FunnyOrDie.com
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What do I remember about the 90′s? Hmmmm…snap bracelets, Don Mattingly’s mustache and Pogs, just to name a few examples – but above all I remember the music.
“Jump Around,” the entire Jock Jams album, Weird Al and Hootie.
If I were to compile the “soundtrack of my life” at least 75% would be classic 90R… Click to read more

What’s more hilarious than a sexy sorority girl drinking beer out of a red solo cup? Yup, a sexy sorority girl drinking beer out of a cup that has a mustache printed on it to make it look like she’s got a Wade Boggs ‘stache every time she takes a sip… haha joke’s on her!
“Pick You Nose Party Cups” are for the life of the p… Click to read more