10 Worst Music Videos of All-Time

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Mr. T “Treat Your Mother Right” Music Video Is Pure Gold [Video]

Apparently, Mr. T is a big proponent of women’s rights issues, especially mothers. Which is, we’re guessing, why he made this music video, “Treat Your Mother Right.” It’s almost like this is directly from an episode of Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!.

“Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is the Greatest Christmas Song of All Time

It’s indisputable: “Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is not only the greatest Christmas song of all time, but the greatest song of all time, period.

I’m not even joking: check the heavy as f*** main riff, 70’s glam-rock moves and of course, the most bad-a** lyrics and melodies ever penned by puppets. This makes stoner-rock groups like Black Sabbath and Deep Purple sound like Smash Mouth by comparison.

So what if the lyrics don’t deal directly with Christmas. Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas, the movie the song is featured in, is a holiday movie; it’s festive by default. And it totally destroys Emmet’s entry into the talent show, the lame-o “In Our World/Brothers.”

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Jizz In My Pants – SNL Digital Short

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SNL’s Andy Samburg has done it yet again with another hilariously inappropriate song/music video. In fact, I can’t even believe SNL allowed this to air (though they did wait until 12:40).  But either way, it’s now official – you can say “jizzed” on national television.

Britney Spears Reinvents Herself in Germany

When we last saw the former Mrs. Federline attempt a comeback, Britney and her belly were shamefully sprawled across the stage at the 2007 VMA’s. Fast-forward 14 months later and Brit-Brit is at it again.  This time she’s chosen Germany’s Bambi Awards to test the water.  Could there be a country more sympathetic to reinvention than Germany?  Like Frick & Frack.


Vide-O-gazm: Microsoft FAILS Again

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First of all, WTF do the Zune and shooting paint out of your ass have to do with each other? This new ad. Talking about commercials, Spoingo is the first erectile dysfunction treatment to make a “boioioioing” sound at the onset of erection – brought to you by the makers of SNL. This guy does a perfect face plant off a bike jump, wheezes like a pummeled geriatric. And the 10 Weirdest Balloon Pops Ever will make you question humanity. Stephen Malkmus’s ‘Gardenia’ video makes everything alright. Walking across a high-speed slip and slide while people are using it is retarded, awesome. And Baby Don Draper really wants you to buy that Kodak Carousel.

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Vide-O-gazm: Dogs In Star Wars Costumes

We’ve got some good videos to start out the week. First up, we’ve got disappointed dogs dressed in Star Wars costumes. Then there’s the first minute to Nailin’ Paylin. The best recession meal: squirrel melts! Beck has a new video, “Modern Guilt”. A dumbass slams into a fence. A list of the “Worst Political Ads, Ever”. And Apple responds to Microsoft’s new ad campaign.

Take On Me…Literally

Scrapping the original lyrics, someone’s taken the A-Ha’s classic “Take On Me” video and re-written the song to match exactly what happens in the video. The result – some of the best ’80s ridiculousness this side of a Rick Roll.

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Hope This Guy’s Not Your Uncle

No lap will ever be safe until this guy is apprehended and placed behind bars.  From the geniuses who brought you “I Sit Down When I Pee” and “What Do You Call That?”, here is the sardonically irreverent classic “Sit On You.”