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Apparently, Mr. T is a big proponent of women’s rights issues, especially mothers. Which is, we’re guessing, why he made this music video, “Treat Your Mother Right.” It’s almost like this is directly from an episode of Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!.

It’s indisputable: “Riverbottom Nightmare Band” is not only the greatest Christmas song of all time, but the greatest song of all time, period.

I’m not even joking: check the heavy as f*** main riff, 70’s glam-rock moves and of course, the most bad-a** lyrics and melodies ever penned by puppets. This makes stoner-rock groups like Black Sabbath and Deep Purple sound like Smash Mouth by comparison.

So what if the lyrics don’t deal directly with Christmas. Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas, the movie the song is featured in, is a holiday movie; it’s festive by default. And it totally destroys Emmet’s entry into the talent show, the lame-o “In Our World/Brothers.”

Check out the mind-blowing lyrics after the jump! (more…)

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SNL’s Andy Samburg has done it yet again with another hilariously inappropriate song/music video. In fact, I can’t even believe SNL allowed this to air (though they did wait until 12:40).  But either way, it’s now official – you can say “jizzed” on national television.

When we last saw the former Mrs. Federline attempt a comeback, Britney and her belly were shamefully sprawled across the stage at the 2007 VMA’s. Fast-forward 14 months later and Brit-Brit is at it again.  This time she’s chosen Germany’s Bambi Awards to test the water.  Could there be a country more sympathetic to reinvention than Germany?  Like Frick & Frack.

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Scrapping the original lyrics, someone’s taken the A-Ha’s classic “Take On Me” video and re-written the song to match exactly what happens in the video. The result – some of the best ’80s ridiculousness this side of a Rick Roll.

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No lap will ever be safe until this guy is apprehended and placed behind bars.  From the geniuses who brought you “I Sit Down When I Pee” and “What Do You Call That?”, here is the sardonically irreverent classic “Sit On You.”