MySpace, there you go again, harming our poor, young, impressionable youth with your incessant spamming (thanks for the ads!) and providing an oasis for rapists and murderers.

The idea of a social networking website has its merits – socializing and, uh, networking – but when do the harmless aspects of sites like MySpace, Facebook and Friendster (Friendster is still around, right?) become harmful? They become dangerous the moment sexual predators and homicidal maniacs are allowed access to these infinite portals of possibility, places where even the most studied social networker can get duped into life-threatening situations.

Stopping sickos is as easy as shutting these sites down, meaning not easy at all. (more…)

An unscripted police procedural:

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.

Nip/Tuck is going downtown.

VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”

It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.

Weezer announces release date for sixth album, which not only is titled as lazy as their last record, but will be released on April 22. Wow…thanks for the half-year-early update, guys.

You know those messages on bathroom walls that say “If you’re looking for a good time call Gina”? You’re not supposed to really call them looking for a good time.

Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits for pervy middle-age guys, though. (WESH)

I won’t even attempt to divulge any thoughts on this real-life space opera. (Pravda)

Woman murders her boyfriend when she found his porn stash. Let this be a lesson: it’s time to find a new secret compartment in your house, fellas. (Chicago Tribune)

Post A Phone: the only landline phone flatter than your kid sister. (College Candy)

Guy confesses to the Senior prank he pulled in High School – 50 years later. (Palo Alto News)

Reason 798 why the Internet creeps me out: (which is even weirder than reason 797: the government probably reading everything I’ve ever put on here), people not being who they say they are online.

Wired Magazine recently featured a story that is the mother of all mistaken Internet identity tales, and reads like some kind of psychotic Lifetime movie of the week. Stay with me now.

Thomas Montgomery, a 45-year-old husband of 16 years and father of two teenage girls was living a pretty uneventful life in upstate New York. After spending 12 years at the same boring job, something inside Montgomery must have snapped, causing the man to live a monotonous life no more—at least in cyberspace. Deciding to log onto the game and chat site Pogo.com as a “19-year-old marineâ€? named Tommy who was getting ready to ship out to Iraq, stood 6 feet tall, and had a “9 inch dickâ€?, Montgomery set out to live a double life. (more…)

Let me rephrase that – THEY need to be sent to Guantanamo Bay! Talk about terrorists? HERE THEY ARE!

If you have been in denial and haven’t read the story, you can check out the AOL version here. I know we like to keep things light and fluffy here at COED, but sorry – not this post! You want sex advice, click away.

These are the pictures and names of these 2 guys:

Soul-less asshole #1: Steven Hayes

Soul-less asshole #2: Joshua Komisarjevsky

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