Today’s WTF news items feature a man who thinks he’s Duke Nukem trying to get his puff on, an ancient Egyptian corpse who everybody apparently knows robbing a gas station, and an old dude in Miami who impersonated a cop and was able to pull over a driver with a barbecue fork. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

We all watch movies…but have you ever watched a movie and said, “what was this director thinking?” or “how is this guy still making movies?” Chances are that answer is yes. Bad, overrated and delusional directors infect our theaters and televisions. They must be stopped!

Michael Jackson was spotted shopping with his kids at a Las Vegas Barnes and Noble yesterday. The singer had bandages all over his nose and mouth, presumably from a recent plastic surgery. He looks like a mummy who’s nose and lips are being held on by a few band-aids…or post-it notes.
Take a look at the pictures after the jump!… Click to read more