After 14 long, fartknocking years, the animated duo that escorted edgy adult animation onto the airwaves has finally returned to rule your boob tube. Yes, I said boob, dumbass. For 8 seasons and 200 episodes, Beavis & Butt-head were the reason I got up in the morning. I nearly shed a tear after the last episode cut to the credits. They spawned a generation of kids who demanded TP. In honor of the show’s premiere tonight (10/27) at 10pm ET on MTV, we’ve pulled together these pics that don’t suck, butt-munch. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump.

The 28th annual MTV Video Music Awards went down last night in LA. There were a ton of stars in attendance with the weirdest being a tie between Lady Gaga (who was all done up as her alter ego “Jo Calderone”) and Nicki Minaj (who looked like a kindergartener’s nightmare). Some of the younger female celebrities dressed like old biddies (Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens) while others murdered stellar dresses (Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato). But enough of our take on the hot or not of last night’s event, take a look and vote for the sexiest chick in our poll after the jump.

In the 80s and early 90s, MTV served as the launchpad for burgeoning artists who broke onto the scene with eye catching videos that were more than just promos – they were mesmerizing movie shorts. But, as the network ushered in original programming dominated by reality shows and teen dramas, music videos took a backseat. Luckily, we still have the Video Music Awards, an event filled with unpredictability, shock value, and raw live music. Today, we look at some of the biggest omissions from this year’s nominations. Check out our list then vote for the vids that shoulda got a nod after the jump.

In today’s editon of Wrap It Up we cover Kate Upton’s hot-as-hell ode to Green Acres for Complex, Olivia Munn bustin’ nuts in a bikini, sharks in space, bearding, MTV turning 30, Randy Moss’ retirement, Brandon Marshall’s personality disorder, the Lingerie BASKETBALL League, the most badass baseball players of all time, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Rest easy folks because The Jersey Shore, returns next week on August 4th. I can’t wait to see the further damage they’ve caused to the Italian-American stereotype. I also can’t wait to see the new ‘J-Wow,’ which is exactly why we pulled together this gallery of Jersey Shore chicas. I never knew oompa loompas could be so sexy.

Mike Judge and MTV released some new footage at this year’s Comic Con of Beavis and Butthead after the show went on 14 year hiatus. The duo get right back into their act, this time picking on the Jersey Shore. “This is like a family tree, if your family was made of whores.” The clip I’ve included shows Beavis taking some drugs, getting a… Click to read more

MTV2 kicked off the return of 120 Minutes Tuesday night with an invite-only launch party at the Bowery Electric in NYC.  COED was lucky enough score a couple of tickets to this awesomely intimate event.  Former Headbanger’s Ball  / 120 Minutes host Matt Pinfield was on hand to show some clips and answer questions about the upcoming season. The highlight of the party was undoubtedly the short but spectral live set by New York’s very own Cults. 120 Minutes premieres July 30th on MTV. Check out the pics from the party after the jump.

Kanye, I’mma let you finish, but I just wanted to say that you are the most conceited and ignorant celebrity in Hollywood right now. You may have a sick new album out and I’m still a fan of your music, but please… keep your mouth shut. Or learn some social etiquette. Or at the very least, learn some grammar. Before you accuse me of being a hater, here’s a list of some of your most ridiculous quotes in no particular order because they’re all pretty out there. Check them out after the jump!

Sure, all the cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, “the hotter they are, the crazier they are!” Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

If you’re still on the fence about watching Audrina Patridge’s new VH1 reality show “Audrina” on Sunday,  we can think of at least 2 very good reasons to do so…  wink wink nudge nudge.  Sure, it’s unlikely that a show about Audrina and her sisters will be quality engaging television, but the girl masterfully fills a bikini and she wears a helluva lot of them.  Oh, and did we mention her propensity for handbras?

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Early this morning at around 1:20 am EST @TheBuriedLife tweeted a question to their followers: “Where do you go for the best cheesesteak in Philadelphia?” Seeing as “the best cheesesteak in Philadelphia” is a highly debated subject in Philly, suggestions poured in and the subject trended in the city that sucks of Brotherly Love. The guys finally decided on heading over to Pat’s where Dave got his cheesesteak, crossed #25 off his bucket list and at 3 am EST proclaimed that Pat’s served the #bestphilicheesesteak. Do you agree? Let us know after the jump!

I’ve been following Donald Glover‘s career since 2006 when he raped a bro I’ve known since Kindergarten (BTW, SNL’s Bobby Moynihan makes an appearance). Back in those days Donald produced videos with his internet sketch comedy group Derrick Comedy and now years later you can see Donald alongside Joel McHale in NBC’s Community, or in this well known Funny or Die I am Tiger Woods parody video. There was even a rumor circulating that he was going to be the new Spiderman.

It’s hard to imagine a time when the television airwaves weren’t filled with mind-numbing, superficial reality TV shows. However, there was a time when the boob tube wasn’t so bad. Over the past 50+ years we’ve been able to watch pioneering programs that have deeply affected American culture and the media industry as a whole. Who knows where’d we be without their inflluences? Some say we’re worse off because of the envelope it pushed while others praise them for revolutionizing the way we think and behave. Take a look and let us know what you think. See our picks after the jump!

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