After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Now they’re back in action again with an all new cast (George Peppard RIP) for the brand spanking new A-Team Movie, due to hit screens on June 11, 2010.

As a whole, we women can overlook a whole mountain of fashion faux pas when we’re looking to hookup. But there are 5 style no-no’s that will never, EVER get you into our beds. If you’re ever caught wearing any of the following, you can kiss your good night, good bye.

So, it’s come to this. It was bound to happen sometime, I know. But I never thought it would effect me in such a profound way. I know, I know – I should explain. I think you better sit down. Are you sitting? OK – the badass Mr. T has… *sniffle* …has now been reduced to selling light bulb ovens on infomercials…. IS THERE NO GOD?!

• Introducing the ‘Cash Cab’ Drinking Game

• Mario Game Over

• Mr. T Is A Nice Guy

• Freddie Prinze Jr. Joins Cast Of ‘24′

• Invasion of the Car Wash Girls!

• Erin Andrews At ’09 Spelling Bee

Apparently, Mr. T is a big proponent of women’s rights issues, especially mothers. Which is, we’re guessing, why he made this music video, “Treat Your Mother Right.” It’s almost like this is directly from an episode of Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!.

“In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe yo… Click to read more

These days good humor is hard to find. Everything is watered down because people are afraid that a joke will offend someone of another race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or meal preference. However, there is one thing that will always put a smile on people’s faces: midgets!
Midgets always equal fun, no matter what. Take for example midget wrestl… Click to read more