Lupe Fiasco said it all in 2007’s “Dumb It Down” — “We didn’t graduate from school” and “Them big words ain’t cool.” We’re not saying today’s generation is dumber; we don’t have to. If the media’s any indication, TV’s already ratted you out. With the cashing in of lovable old men and brawny-haired geniuses for colorful puppets and ten-year-old kids, it’s no wo… Click to read more

Well, folks, it looks like Drunk Christmas is almost upon us – and by that we mean St. Patrick’s Day! With the smell of finely brewed ale, vomit and dead leprechaun soon to fill the air, we at COED got to thinking about TV characters that drove us to drink in the first place; the figures we’d most like to knock back a few brewskis with. Whether they’re animated or not, these lads and lasses could probably drink us under the table any day of the week and we wouldn’t mind in the least!

• ShamWow! Guy Arrested for Beating a Hooker

• Yo Dawg, I Herd U Liek Goatse Cake

• Shawn Johnson: Hayden Panettiere’s Lost Cousin?

• April Fool’s Day Montage

• Mr. Rogers Is Terrifying

• Marisa Miller On a Hog

Mr. Rogers Sweater Day [Fox Business]
Lance Armstrong in new “What Made Milwaukee Famous” video [Fox Business]
Trailer for new Will Ferrell / John C. Reilly Flick [Yahoo Movies]
Douchebag Beach [BWE]
The I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Game with Gary Coleman [You Know Better]
Perez Hilton Jonathan Jaxson Sex Scandal [Pop Crunch… Click to read more