With The Twatlight Gaga: New Poon coming out this weekend, I can’t help but feel more than a little peeved at how much attention vampires are receiving. More specifically, it irks me to no end to see hordes and hordes upon hordes of women swoon, seizure, and pass out over the mere mention of a vampire. No matter what the flick or show, chicks be lovin’ dem bloodsuckers. Well, I say they’re c*cksuckers! The increase in popularity signals a decrease in machismo and respect for the male vampire. Now, let me COUNT the ways in which the vampire SUCKS:

Vampires completely contradict everything I’ve ever striven for. They don’t have money, they don’t workout, they act effeminate most of the time, they slink around and sneak up on you and act all depressed. If you did any of this in real life, you’d be picked up by the cops on charges of third degree loitering and second degree creepery. So, why do girls get all orgasm-y when a vampire swoops in through the window? Is it because they’re outcasts? If that’s the case, then why aren’t Cameron Frye and Crispin Glover swimming in vagina? (more…)

This buxom brunette beauty is 24-year-old Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleader, Jaime Hanna. She’s also reportedly been linked to fellow Tampa resident, Evan Longoria, who won the 2008 Rookie of The Year award. Luckily for us, she took the day off to squeeze into a bikini and have her picture taken. (more…)

Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.

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Seth Rogen fatigue is setting in, so we left The Green Hornet off the list. Ditto to the inevitable Nightmare on Elm Street remake, even though it landed Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy Krueger. Remakes of Clash of the Titans and Death at a Funeral and the possible Ben Stiller/Tom Cruise comedy The Hardy Men might be good, but there were too many other interesting movies to pick from.

So what does that leave? Well, it’s an accepted fact that Hollywood has run out of ideas and is just coasting on remakes and sequels, so while putting together this list, we tried to come up with as many totally original movies as we could. In the end, we’ve got four sequels, three of which are based on books; four additional non-sequels based on books; three movies based on TV shows; and one based on a well-known legend.

That left only six original movies. Oh well. Despite that, we think we put together a damn good list. (more…)

The Pirate Party has won a huge victory in the Swedish elections and is marching on to Brussels. After months of campaigning against well established parties, the Pirate Party has gathered enough votes to be guaranteed a seat in the European Parliament.

When the Swedish Pirate Party was founded in early 2006, the majority of the mainstream press were skeptical, with some simply laughing it away. But they were wrong to dismiss this political movement out of hand. Today, the Pirate Party accomplished what some believed to be the impossible, by securing a seat in the European Parliament.

Check out the whole story at TorrentFreak.com, here!

Six time NBA champion. Seven time All-Star. Olympic gold medalist. Scottie Pippen is one of the most famous NBA players of all time. COED recently sat down with the international basketball legend as he tries his hand in something a little different… movies. (more…)

The 2009 Cannes Film Festival (le Festival de Cannes, for you natives) is well underway, premiering what’s sure to be some of the biggest blockbusters of the next year. So to get in on the celebrity-packed action, we’ve put together our own little independent shindig we’d like to call the Festival de Cans (get it?), featuring tons of sexy French models and actresses for your viewing pleasure. So please turn off all cell phones and pagers, sit back and enjoy the show.  (more…)

You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man.  It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers… except for the parts where it sucks.

I had a chance to see Trek at an advance screening last week, and yes, I liked it a lot.  But the critics have already started over-praising it Dark Knight-style, and I know everybody else is going to join in soon too.  So allow me, just for a moment, to counterbalance the raves with some sanity and present to you the reasons Star Trek might not be the best thing ever.  (Be warned that there are spoilers in this article.) (more…)

The kiddies won’t get to enjoy the new Sasha Baron Cohen movie if the MPAA has their way. A “docu-comedy”, “Bruno” has Cohen reprise his role as a gay, Austrian, fashionista from “Da Ali G Show”, on a journey throughout America that is sure to offend just about advocacy group you can think of.

Like his 2006 hit, Borat, “Bruno” will employ Cohen’s trademark style of tricking unsuspecting bystanders into saying outrageous things in outlandish situations. Some of those situations include going on a talk show and asking for a boyfriend to help him raise a black baby named O.J.,getting stage moms to permit their children to portray Nazis putting Jews into ovens, and of course over the top gay antics in the Bible Belt.

Cohen is currently appealing the NC-17 rating and, like Borat, will most likely edit the movie to get an R rating for it’s theatrical release in July with an unrated DVD to be released later in the year.  As for lawsuits from unsuspecting bystanders…we don’t know yet, but you know they’ll be coming.

Gary Coleman is best known for his role as Arnold Jackson on the American sitcom Diff’rent Strokes. The 4ft 8 in actor was best known for his catch-phrase “Watcha talkin’ `bout Willis?” But Coleman also had a string of hit movies (well, TV movies). For your film buff enjoyment, COED is pleased to bring the 5 greatest Gary Coleman movies of all time:

1. The Kid with the 200 I.Q. (1983)

Based on a Oliver Hawthorne screenplay (yes, thee Oliver Hawthorne) in this masterpiece Coleman plays Nick Newell– a very intelligent teenager who is sent to college where he meets his roommate, a popular jock. Coleman’s Nick Newell must learn to adapt to adult life, wild parties, and romance.

Spoiler Alert: Pint-sized comedy hi-jinks ensues.

2. The Kid from Left Field (1979)

This is Coleman at his child actor best.! Portraying Jackie Robinson ‘J.R.’ Cooper, The Kid from Left Field has and yet another movie pairing with veteran actor

Robert Guillaume. This heartwarming father and son/baseball fantasy has Coleman’s J.R. Cooper playing an unheeded lad who takes over as Manger of the Major League Baseball Team San Diego Padres. Why does he do this? It’s an attempt to bring the team from worst to first.

Spoiler Alert: It reminds you of the kid in all of us, who has ever loved the game of Baseball!

3. Scout’s Honor (1980)

In Coleman’s second movie, he portrays Joey Seymour: an orphan yearning to become a boy scout. Coleman’s own company, Zephyr Productions, produced the movie.

Spoiler Alert: Coleman becomes a boy scout.

4. The Kid with the Broken Halo (1981)

In this fantasy adventure, Coleman portrays Andy LeBeau: a twelve-year-old wayward angel who must prove himself worthy of passing through the Pearly Gates, by being sent to Earth accompanied by a reluctant Robert Guillaume (once again!). Coleman’s LeBeau’s mission: Help out the problems of three cases. The Desautel family who are on the edge of breaking up, the McNulty family who are workaholics and finally, Dorothea Powell who is a secluded, grumpy old woman.

Spoiler Alert: Coleman pulls through in the end.

5. An American Carol (2008)

Coleman plays Bacon Stains Malone. In his much later work in this story off an anti-American filmmaker who’s out to abolish the July Fourth holiday, and is visited by three ghosts who try to change his perception of the country.

Spoiler Alert: Even the kid with the broken halo couldn’t save this stinker.

Harmon Leon is the author of the American Dream