Growing up, I never really questioned what I learned in school. If I did, I usually received a healthy dose of ‘shut the f*ck up’. So I went through my years in the classroom blindly accepting what was thrown my way – more concerned about getting good grades than actually learning what happened. What does this have to do with the first traile… Click to read more

Do you like the late 90s / early 00′s? Do you like Wes Anderson movies? Do you enjoy slow motion shots? Do you… DID you pump Ja Rule in your mom’s SUV? Then Slacktory has delivered onto you a supercut for the ages. I don’t know if there are two entities further apart on the spectrum than quirky prepstar Wes Anderson characters and the qua… Click to read more

Reddit continues to be a treasure trove of awesome sh*t. Today, I saw the headline “So… my dad likes to photoshop himself into movies and movie posters” and I immediately became jealous. At the same time, I’ve got my skeptic pants on – how good could these really be? Consider my expectations severely surpassed. The dad sort o… Click to read more

This past weekend I flew out to the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah to check out the AXE Hair Media Lounge and Groom Room. The idea behind the AXE Hair Lounge was simple, it would act as a styling station where celebrities would stop by to get groomed before hitting press interviews and premiere parties.

The weather on Friday and Sunday was incredible… Click to read more

So, if you’re up on your gossip lately – what college dude ISN’T, amiright? – you’ve probably heard and/or seen that Biebs is getting super duper close with Mark Wahlberg and has revealed that he’d like to play Mark’s character in the rumored remake of Fear. I never saw Fear in its entirety but I do know that Wahlb… Click to read more

If you visited our homepage yesterday, you were greeted with a page announcing our opposition to the proposed SOPA and PIPA bills that are set to go before Congress. Hopefully, you emailed or called your reps – apparently, the protest is working: the sudden influx of emails crashed servers and a bunch of Senators have now said they opposed the legislat… Click to read more

If you read our Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck, you already know where we’re going with this post. Haywire opens this Friday (1/20) and the more we hear / see about it, the more our anticipation grows. At first, it looked like another one of those straight-to-DVD titles from WWE in which they try to give us the next Rock. But, when you look at the dir… Click to read more

I know the expression “jump the shark” has even jumped the shark, but I have no other way of saying this – when dubstep is used to sell f*cking kids’ cereal and a dramatic period piece (not of the  vaginal bleeding variety) about Tuskegee airmen, that is the tipping point. Every time I see this commercial, I think about the meeting tha… Click to read more

Video games about movies suck and movies based on video games suck. Why not reinvent the game with something that is rooted in making old new again and has reinvigorated entertainment over the past 5 or 6 years – the mashup! Take a popular movie concept, meld it with a successful video game premise and voila you should have the creme de la creme of vertical synergy! Click to see the full list of ideas then let us know which one you like the most in our poll.

We’ve got quite the treat for yous guys. What is it about supercuts that makes them so enjoyable? Maybe it’s because it’s distilled and filtered down to video’s finest, most precious moments. No waste, no filler, no fluff. Just 100% pure entertainment. There were a sh*t ton of supercuts this year, but we’ve narrowed down the list to the following cream de la crop. Check ‘em out and vote for the one you think should be #1 in our poll after the jump.

Merry Christmas, e’erybody! By now, you’ve opened up your gifts and planned out when and how you’ll be able to return / throw away / exchange them all. If you’re unsatisfied with tonight’s lineup of sh*tty Christmas specials and don’t feel like watching the Packers blast the Bears, we’ve got a virtual feast for the eyes that includes Classic Christmas movies, Christmas cleavage, Page 3 Girls, Denise Milani, the ultimate Christmas music playlist, Christmas drinking games, Christmas songs to avoid, Santa Claus beer pongin’ & bongin’, suicidal Christmas dogs, beer can Christmas trees, Christmas taxidermy, drunk XXX-mas party girls, and WTF Christmas ornaments. Click through to overdose on the Christmas spirit.

Movie characters just have cooler lives than us. We sit around cubicles pounding out TPS reports while they drive fast cars, woo ungodly hot women, and laugh at authority and danger. I, on the other hand, drive a Prius, watch porn, and obey crosswalks. There’s a reason millions of people pay to see them, while I couldn’t pay a homeless man $100 to watch a 24 hour video of my life. Sometimes movie characters are so awesome that we would trade our own miserable lives with theirs, even though they croak at the end of the movie. Check out our list of characters we would die to trade places with even though they met their maker prematurely.

The US version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo hits theaters nationwide today (12/21). The Swedish version of the trilogy was a worldwide phenomenon, so you can only imagine how huge this trilogy has the potential to be with David Fincher directing and Daniel Craig starring. Noomi Rapace played the female lead, Lisbeth Salander, in the original, and now Rooney Mara will take her turn as the bad-ass computer hacker who will later play with fire and kick a hornet’s nest. Both leading ladies are straight fire, but who’s hotter? Check out their galleries below then vote in our poll, hoss.

UPDATE: We now have the non-bootleg HD version. A bootleg version of the first full length trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has been leaked online and it’s everything we could’ve hoped for and more. If this doesn’t cement our pick as the most anticipated movie of 2012, I don’t know what does. You’ve got Anne Hathaway as Selena Kyle (quite possibly her sexiest role yet) whispering into Bruce Wayne’s ear about the demise of Gotham, you’ve got Bane blowing Heinz Field to smithereens as Hines Ward is somehow too in the zone (literally and figuratively) to notice he just lost his entire team, and you’ve got some kinda weird batmobile that flies. Welcome to the highest grossing film of all-time. Check out the legend ending after the jump.

Back in late June, we told you Megan Fox joined the cast of The Dictator, one of the most anticipated movies of 2012. Today, we bring you the first official trailer for what’s sure to be one of the funniest flicks of the year. What should you expect? John C. Reilly and Ben Kingsley do anything for ya? No? How about Megan Fox selling her body then taking a big fat dookie on the Kardashians? We thought you’d enjoy that you fecalphiliac! Check out Sacha Baron Cohen’s kooky oppressor after the jump.