I’m not sure who’s to blame for the comedy group Rigor Tortoise’s explosion on the internet last week, but I’m certainly not complaining. One of my favorite videos by them is their tribute to a close friend, a friend that they can trust, a friend that isn’t Charlie Sheen. We’ve got no beef with Charlie, but he’s shown that he can do a Columbian boatload of drugs take a joke or two. That kind of skill is important, because he gets a real whooping in this song. Check it out above.

Transformers 3: Dark Side of the Moon was a phenomenal addition to the Transformers trilogy. It’s definitely fun to watch, but what does it take to make a production like that, besides a $800+ million budget? We couldn’t think of anyone better to help us answer this than Benjamin Bloom, a Production Assistant on the Dark of the Moon set. Check out his stories about giving out smokes to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and whether or not Shia is a douche-bag after the jump!

This Scotsman is recording a hot air balloon ride in rural China. What makes this video so great is the voiceover that he gives while they crash. I’m not sure why, but the Scottish accent just makes everything funnier. That, and the fact that it seems like Scottish people are always drunk. Heights, whiskey, and fire seem like a great idea. Too bad the farmers whose property they land on don’t feel the same way. Check out the video below (via Buzzfeed).

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It’s officially March 24th and in case Google’s themed banner on their homepage didn’t tip you off, today marks the 137th birthday of America’s most legendary and influential magicians of the early 20th century – Harry Houdini. But for all his contributions to stage magic and his immortal legacy, not many people know much about him beyond the fact that he was a master escape artist. Houdini was born Eric Weisz on March 24, 1874 in Budapest, Hungary to Jewish parents and was one of seven siblings. Early in his youth, his family traveled to America and settled in Appleton, Wisconsin before ultimately moving to New York. Learn more about Houdini after the jump!

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

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Among many of college’s time honored traditions, streaking through town amongst your fellow students and freaking out the locals is considered the ultimate rush and, most important of all, brings a smile to the faces of the Animal House pantheon of gods. Per usual, authority figures don’t share this same level of enthusiasm when it comes to our youthful antics and that’s why the president of Tufts University in Massachusetts, Lawrence Bacow, has put an official ban on the school’s annual Naked Quad Run, calling it a safety hazard! We at COED call bullsh*t and that’s why we’re stickin’ it to Bacow by presenting the best videos of streakers and naked runs that the internet has to offer! Ban this, Lawrence!

Last week, we posted a double-your-pleasure, double-your-fun photo on Facebook and asked you to caption it for the chance to win a NikeID gift card worth $150 courtesy of the new movie “Take Me Home Tonight” in theaters today! After reviewing more than 500 submissions, we have a winner! The clever captioner is a guitar teacher and junior at the University of West Florida who hails from Pensacola, Florida. Find out who won and what they wrote after the jump!

So it turns out that the decade that brought us the Rubic’s cube, parachute pants and breakdancing also had a ton of super hot chicks! Still not convinced? Take a look at our quintessential collection of the 99 Sexiest Ladies of the 80′s! And since a lot of you were only toddlers (or not even born) in the 80′s, this should be like a history lesson in hotness. Enjoy!