According to Yahoo, March 16th is Lips Appreciation Day. An herbal product company called Wellcat Herbs claims responsibility for creating the holiday mostly as a promotional vehicle for their line of lip balms. If anyone needs some intensive oral care, it’s the people receiving blasts of hot air to the face from a hand-dryer in this photo gallery. Something tells me this isn’t the first time they’ve taken a blast to the face. ZING! See the pics after the jump!

I have absolutely no idea WTF this really is, and neither do the people who just caught this shark, but it sure as hell looks like a giant, scary penis. There’s some possibility that this is the shark’s stomach, which can be entirely regurgitated to clear out whatever’s inside. But if so, this is the most penis-looking shark stomach I think anybody’s ever seen.