Wedding Crashers was bittersweet for a lotta dudes. It made weddings exciting again, but it also made them a MAJOR disappointment. Hot single chick don’t attend weddings without a date, much less a date that allows you to hit on her. But, it did give us one of the best lines ever. “you motorboatin’ son of a bitch!” started an AWESOME trend that’s a close second to chicks making out. Plus, it spawned cleavage cocktails. To honor its impact on society, we’ve compiled a photo gallery of the most mmm mmm good motorboats that’ll make you say, “you sailor, you!” See the pics after the jump!

There are times in a man’s life when he wishes he were a chick, like when you’re waiting in a long line or when you’re buying a drink at the bar. Mostly, though, we just want the boobs. Those things are powerful. They get you out of speeding tickets and can provide hours of fun for you and your motorboating friends. Case in point, they can hold your drink! By now, we’re all familiar with the Boob Koozie (aka the Koobzie), but now we take it to the next level with Cleavage Cocktails, drinks served to others from the Koobzie. We’re pretty sure this is what leads to motoroboating. At least, that’s what the lesbians tell us!

If you’re a guy that hits up bars or parties trying to date girls out of your league, or perhaps some girls gone too wild, you should definitely know what her drink really says about her. It wouldn’t hurt to know what your drink says about you either. Even if you’re a Hollywood assclown just looking to get some ass, learning how to create the ultimate bachelor pad can also guarantee you’ll be looking at drunk girls kissing and motorboating for years to come!

Are you having one of those days where you know there’s absolutely no chance that you’ll end the night motorboating some girl’s boobs. Bummer, right? While we can’t send over any real live touch-and-feel boobs, we can offer you the second best option. We’re giving you an up close look at other people motorboating drunk girls’ boobs. You’re welcome.

In the long list of why boobs are amazing, motorboating sits right up there at the top of the best things you can do with them in public, without getting arrested. It’s just one of those activities that makes everything in life seem good – we highly recommend it. And with July 4th coming up quickly, there’s going to ample opportunity for some drunken party girl motorboating…