There are times in a man’s life when he wishes he were a chick, like when you’re waiting in a long line or when you’re buying a drink at the bar. Mostly, though, we just want the boobs. Those things are powerful. They get you out of speeding tickets and can provide hours of fun for you and your motorboating friends. Case in point, they can hold your drink! By now, we’re all familiar with the Boob Koozie (aka the Koobzie), but now we take it to the next level with Cleavage Cocktails, drinks served to others from the Koobzie. We’re pretty sure this is what leads to motoroboating. At least, that’s what the lesbians tell us!

Are you having one of those days where you know there’s absolutely no chance that you’ll end the night motorboating some girl’s boobs. Bummer, right? While we can’t send over any real live touch-and-feel boobs, we can offer you the second best option. We’re giving you an up close look at other people motorboating drunk girls’ boobs. You’re welcome.

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In the long list of why boobs are amazing, motorboating sits right up there at the top of the best things you can do with them in public, without getting arrested. It’s just one of those activities that makes everything in life seem good – we highly recommend it. And with July 4th coming up quickly, there’s going to ample opportunity for some drunken party girl motorboating…