In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, we cover Ochocinco going to the Patriots, Chris Kluwe’s demands for giving up his #5 jersey to Donovan McNabb, Denise Richards goes girl on girl in real life, rioting in LA, oil bikinis, Han Solo bitches out Chewbacca, Danielle Kn in a bikini, Lily Aldridge in lingerie, the 2012 Olympic medals, Morrissey comparing fast food to the massacre in Norway, Logan Morrison’s run-in with a praying mantis, Hideki Irabu’s suicide, donating to the Netflix Relief Fun, the donut burger, the dino bone ipad 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

This is Our Birthday Cake
Arianny Celeste Throws in the Towel
Puppy Conan Should Happen Ever
Stars Who Got Revenge on Their Ex
Sexiest Things in America
How to Beat Popular Game Show
Why Candice Swanpoel is Our Favorite Angel
