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Kristen Bell Makes Out With a Monkey at Hangover 2 Premiere [21 PHOTOS]

COED Staff — Fri, 20 May 2011 14:36:37 +0000

We’ve been big fans of Kristen Bell at COED ever since our photo shoot with her back in 2007. She’s down to earth, funny, and modest. If she didn’t make you remember Sarah Marshall then you’re ice cold, my man. Then, this happens; last night, at the Hangover Part II premiere, Kristen kicked it up a notch with an impromptu make out session with a monkey named, Crystal. Girl-on-girl interspecies love? Screw Hangover 2, we want to see video of her this morning trying to figure out just what the F happened last night. In the meantime, take a look at these pics.

Craziest Drunk Story, Ever [Video]

Andrew - Hunter College — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:15:08 +0000

Let's face it, crazy sh*t happens when you're drunk. That's just part of the deal (and part of the fun). But we all know that sometimes, things can get a bit too crazy. Maybe you get in a fight or drunk dial the wrong girl (Mom?) or end up in jail. Fine, it's all just part of the deal. Unless you're this guy...

A Monkey Making Out with a Cat [Video]

Andrew - Hunter College — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:57:31 +0000

We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That's just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support.

Car Monkey See, Car Monkey Do [Video]

Andrew - Hunter College — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:42:53 +0000

Sometimes, getting an up-close and personal look at nature can renew your sense of wonder about the animal planet and the Earth in general, giving you a better appreciation for the world around you. Other times, however, a monkey jumps on your car and starts getting it on with another monkey. It can go both ways...

Girl Scared by Playful Monkey

Andrew - Hunter College — Thu, 14 May 2009 13:30:15 +0000

Few emotions are better caught on tape than fear. There's just something about seeing someone else's terror from the comfort of your own home that makes you feel an odd sense of joy. And when that terror is a playful monkey chasing a girl around a cage, it's only that much sweeter.

A Monkey Riding a Goat Who’s Walking a Tightrope – and It Just Gets Crazier From There… [Video]

Andrew - Hunter College — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 18:08:00 +0000

Just when you think you've seen it all, something comes along an blows your f**king mind. This video is one of those things. I don't want to give away the ending, but I will say that it starts with a monkey riding a goat, who then climbs onto a tightrope - and it just gets crazier from there.

Your Bumper Stickers Increase Road Rage, In You

COED Staff — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:30:15 +0000

Apparently, the number of bumper stickers you have on you’re car can predict how likely you are to participate in road rage type behavior, . And it doesn’t even matter what the stickers say. “If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, Go F**k Yourself” is as much a risk as “My Son’s An Honor Roll Douche.” According to Psychologist William Szlemko… Click to read more

Tales From a Stripper: Puthy Glowthtick

COED Staff — Mon, 26 May 2008 00:15:42 +0000

When I was still dancing, I worked with this girl. Her name was E. We knew so many E’s at the time, we started attaching adjectives to their names, to tell them apart. There was Cool E, Hippie E, and the E that we worked with. She came to be called Dumb E. E Had a serious lisp–the worst lisp I’ve ever heard. She was also incredibly stupid. She was a y… Click to read more

The Daily Shocker: Spider-Man Pumpkin Bombs

Josh - New Hampshire — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:30:02 +0000

Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin bombs look exactly like Samus’ morph ball from Metroid – or vice versa, considering? Cutie-patootie “vlogger” from College Candy sounds off on the subject of men, relationships and relationships with men. The World’s (… Click to read more

Animal Video’s You Won’t See on Shark Week

Steve - Seton Hall — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 19:00:35 +0000

Shark Week starts this Sunday on Discovery Channel. To celebrate I’ve compileed the 10 Animal videos you won’t see on shark week… and that homosexual skateboarding dog isn’t one of them. Dog That Never Learned to Bark Zombie Kid Likes Turtles Idiot Dog Busts Skull Water Skiing Horse Baby Sloth Falling Asleep Turtle vs Cat Dog Goes… Click to read more