Craziest Drunk Story, Ever [Video]

Let’s face it, crazy sh*t happens when you’re drunk. That’s just part of the deal (and part of the fun). But we all know that sometimes, things can get a bit too crazy. Maybe you get in a fight or drunk dial the wrong girl (Mom?) or end up in jail. Fine, it’s all just part of the deal. Unless you’re this guy, in which case you have the absolute most insane night I’ve ever heard of.

WARNING: NSFW Language!

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A Monkey Making Out with a Cat [Video]

We here at COED are strictly against the promotion of cute animals doing cute things for cute reasons. That’s just not what manhood is about. But sometimes what seems like cuteness is actually one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen. And weird is something we can wholeheartedly support. monkey

Car Monkey See, Car Monkey Do [Video]

Sometimes, getting an up-close and personal look at nature can renew your sense of wonder about the animal planet and the Earth in general, giving you a better appreciation for the world around you. Other times, however, a monkey jumps on your car and starts getting it one with another monkey. It can go both ways…

Girl Scared by Playful Monkey

Few emotions are better caught on tape than fear. There’s just something about seeing someone else’s terror from the comfort of your own home that makes you feel an odd sense of joy. And when that terror is a playful monkey chasing a girl around a cage, it’s only that much sweeter.

A Monkey Riding a Goat Who’s Walking a Tightrope – and It Just Gets Crazier From There… [Video]

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, something comes along an blows your f**king mind. This video is one of those things. I don’t want to give away the ending, but I will say that it starts with a monkey riding a goat, who then climbs onto a tightrope – and it just gets crazier from there.

Your Bumper Stickers Increase Road Rage, In You

road rage Apparently, the number of bumper stickers you have on you’re car can predict how likely you are to participate in road rage type behavior, . And it doesn’t even matter what the stickers say. “If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, Go F**k Yourself” is as much a risk as “My Son’s An Honor Roll Douche.”

According to Psychologist William Szlemko and his colleagues at Colorado State University, bumper stickers act as territorial markers for our cars. In our subconscious monkey brains (damn dirty apes!), the more we personalize and identify with our cars as ‘our space,’ the more likely we are to show aggression when we think that the space is being threatened. It’s not just bumper stickers either. Anything that personalizes the car, such as seat covers, bobble heads and even fuzzy dice can lead to an increased protection instinct. (more…)

Tales From a Stripper: Puthy Glowthtick

tampon, insertWhen I was still dancing, I worked with this girl. Her name was E. We knew so many E’s at the time, we started attaching adjectives to their names, to tell them apart. There was Cool E, Hippie E, and the E that we worked with. She came to be called Dumb E.

E Had a serious lisp–the worst lisp I’ve ever heard. She was also incredibly stupid. She was a year older than me (20 at the time) but she had the I.Q. of an 8 year old (maybe). And when you talked to her in the dressing room, you just thought of her as an eight-year-old, and everything was OK.

However, ten minutes later, that same little girl would be completely naked (it was an all nude club) climb up a 30-foot pole, flip upside down, slide to the floor and show the guy in the front row her p***y for a dollar. She had surprisingly good motor skills, for a complete moron. No rhythm, but she didn’t fall and bash her head, very often. (more…)

The Daily Shocker: Spider-Man Pumpkin Bombs

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Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin bombs look exactly like Samus’ morph ball from Metroid – or vice versa, considering?

Cutie-patootie “vlogger” from College Candy sounds off on the subject of men, relationships and relationships with men.

The World’s (Half) Hottest Lesbo Power Couple is over? Say it ain’t so!

VIDEO: The great debate continues with Boobs vs. Cars.

Teacher-student sex story of the day, starring Holly Hatcher – with a name like that having sex with a minor (or a career in porn) is a given.

Hey you dirty thieves, keep it clean.

You haven’t ate pizza until you’ve had a slice from Pizza Hut Japan. Sound healthy? Well, take a look for yourself.

Happy left-handed Halloween…from a Canadian monkey.

Animal Video’s You Won’t See on Shark Week

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Shark Week starts this Sunday on Discovery Channel. To celebrate I’ve compileed the 10 Animal videos you won’t see on shark week… and that homosexual skateboarding dog isn’t one of them.

Dog That Never Learned to Bark

Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

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