We receive infographics from time to time and we always find some enlightening insight but this one takes the cake. Who the fudge is spending money on a Valentine’s Day gift(s) for their frickin’ pet? How f*cking lonely do you have to be? Is the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons real and is she skewing the numbers? I just can’t wrap my head arou… Click to read more

College seniors are in one of two camps: either you’re partying your face off and not worrying about what happens after graduation or you’re sh*tting bricks about landing a job or internship to start the moment you walk off the stage with diploma in hand. If you’re one of the lucky few that has an infinitely replenishing bank account (trus… Click to read more

Watching The Italian Job or Ocean’s 11 may give you the sudden urge to become a master thief; for about two minutes. Then you realize you don’t want to spend the next 10-20 years in prison because they always get caught, right? Actually that is very wrong. Even though almost every high profile robbery and heist is eventually solved, there have been a small number of Hollywood-worthy heists that have turned up no arrests or loot. Take a look at “The 5 Greatest Unsolved Heists Ever” after the jump.

Would you take stock advice from some child only 8 years old? I certainly would if he was the Financial Advisor Kid, the newest member of AdviceAnimals on Reddit. That’s right, this baby’s less than 24 hours old and there are already some serious blue chips in the bunch. If you don’t know what a blue chip is, or you’re just looking for a hilarious new stock tip, you should check out the best of the Financial Advisor Kid Meme after the jump!

“Jack and Jill”, the latest movie from Adam Sandler’s production company “Happy Madison” finished second behind “Immortals” at the box office in its first weekend of release with $25 million despite receiving a paltry 3% rating on RottenTomatoes. We honestly thought South Park was kidding when they showed us their version of the Jack and Jill trailer, but nope it’s real and somehow it’s profitable. Many, including myself, wish Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore were never made because it allowed for the creation of Happy Madison, which has released such gems as Paul Blart Mall Cop, Zookeeper, The Benchwarmers, The Animal, and Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo. When will the madness stop? Not anytime soon according to box office reports. We ran the numbers and came up with these 10 WTF facts about Crappy Madison. Check ‘em out after the jump.

There’s nothing I love more than seeing a celebrity who once wiped his or her @ss with money wind up wiping up the floors at Costco for a little extra green. Below is a list of celebs who somehow crawled their way into poverty after earning millions, but spent it all on life’s “necessities”. These essentials include (but are not limited to): tigers, helicopters, and the obligatory pole dance or two. While some of them are now actually dead, most are just dead to everyone except the IRS. Check out the full rundown of celebs who’d sell their soul to be back on top after the jump.

September 2nd marks the 222nd anniversary of the creation of the United Stated Department of the Treasury. With the economy going up and down more than the world’s fastest blowjay artist, the US dollar is better off being used as toilet paper. But, before you wipe your derrier with dead presidents, maybe you should release your artistic side and deface them. If you need inspiration, check out our gallery of graffiti-laced legends after the jump.

So you’ve just graduated from your $150,000+ education and have found a great starter job. Yeah, you’re working 10+ hour days and get paid close to minimum wage, but it’s the on-the-job experience that you’re getting. I’m not one to knock on job choices as long as you’re working towards your goals, but just make sure you stay out of the way of these ten jobs. These are legit dead-end jobs.

With the recent developments in the stock market, every one is rushing to save their dollars. Cutting costs or bargain hunting is something that we should all be trying to do. Having said that, there are definitely some items and services you should not cut back on. Doing so will likely ruin your life, not make it easier. Check out the list of seven things you should not be frugal with after the jump!

Graduation means a lot of things for students getting ready for that proverbial long road ahead: no more studying, partying into the night, job hunting and, of course, those nasty little creditors nipping at your heels for that outstanding debt of yours! For those of you already shelling out some coin, sorry we didn’t post this article sooner. But for the students who have yet to graduate or enter college, the Kansas City Star had recently published a list of ways to save some green and we at COED took the liberty of reading it and now present it to you in own pretty little words! So beat those bloody banking wolves back with a list of 5 ways to save money at college!

Despite all those sh*tty Above the Influence commercials, we still feel that sweet mary jane can not only be beneficial to your health but to our woeful economy. True, it’s just a drop in the bucket when compared to our raging deficit, but every little bit helps, right? Think of it as collecting coins from your couch – that could go towards a dank dime bag, which could then go towards a hefty food run at 7 Eleven. And, according to PriceOfWeed.com, if you want more bong resin for your buck, head west, young man! Or, take CNBC’s advice and go on tour to the top pot smoker destinations. But first, check out GoBankingRates.com’s infographic on what kinda moolah our nation’s missing out on by not legalizing kind bud after the jump!

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Seeing a full-length computer-animated movie 15 or so years ago was a rare thing indeed – if not a real treat for moviegoers – since not many studios had the budget or access to the utilities that made such animation possible. But sadly, nowadays it seems that the market is flooded by a sh*tstorm of crappy animated films. Quantity over quality is the name of the game in this business and just about anybody with a lackluster idea can stake their claim in the mediocrity-ridden world of computer animation – and that means you! Read COED’s guide to creating a crappy computer-animated film and avoid a straight-to-DVD release all together!

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Today’s WTF news items feature a 40 year old breakfast cook who stole his boss’s bag of sex toys, a survey that revealed 20% of Brits think light sabers are real, and another survey that showed millionaires don’t think they’re rich. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!