This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News)
Florida mom waves gun at kids at a bus stop, shouting “You can all get some of this!” after hearing about her son getting bullied. The whole incident occurred on the west side of town. It’s painfully obvious: momma was just representing the westsiiii… Click to read more

For only £300,000 you – yes, you! – can have your very own Roman Bath house. It’s perfect for relaxing baths, toga parties and Caligula-styled orgy blowouts. (BBC News)
Honda Accord: reliable on gas, not so reliable in ATM-dragging category. (Times News)
Young? Single? Horny? Democrat? Join the Obama Swingers Club today! (Gawker)
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