There’s no question in my mind that women can do everything men can do, and probably better, most of the time. But once a woman becomes a mom, there are a few things she should avoid. At the top of that list, just after “stripper,” is riding dirt bikes – because when they do, it goes horribly, hilariously wrong. And this time, there’s a bonus surprise mishap, which I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

If you thought you were the only one in your family posting regrettable pictures on the Internet, then we have some terrible news for you: Your mom is doing it, too! Now, we know we might have gone a little over-the-top with this one, but after coming across hundreds of these pictures on Flickr, we couldn’t help ourselves. So just a little word of warning to our readers: This is not the normal, sexy content you’re used to here on COED. In fact, it’s downright gross. (Though I’m pretty sure a few of you sick bastards are pulling down the shades, right now.) (more…)

HO-LY SH!!!!!T! This is f**king incredible. A kid dresses up in some sort of crazy-ass halloween costume and then screams his ass off, scaring his mom… into labor! Seriously, her water literally breaks on camera. (Wait till the end – there’s slo-mo.) So now you know – if you want to totally f**k-up a pregnant lady’s day, just jump out and scare the, uh, human out of her…

All girls are rare and beautiful snowflakes — this much we know.

Yet when you take college girls, feed them alcohol and put them in a bar environment, a remarkable thing happens: their behavior falls into remarkably consistent patterns. Based on our research, we’ve identified five types of girls you’re likely to meet in a college bar. (more…)

It’s tough when your mom leaves the family for a burglar more handsome than your dad.

It’s easy to forget that dads weren’t always dads, which is why we honor them (for giving up their dreams for you). But instead of just doing whatever your mom or sister planned this year, give him some quality guy-time–because that’s all he really wants. And remember, just because Father’s Day is only today, that doesn’t mean you these rad guy activities wouldn’t still kick ass.

1. Build Something: Whether your father is a carpenter or a computer engineer, he’s still a guy and, therefore; likes to build crap. If he already has some projects he’s working on, ask him about them and see if you can help. You can always check out BuildingGadgets.com, which has a ton of cool do-it-yourself electronics. Or you could just build him a blog, but it’s not really the same thing.

Check out the full list after the jump! (more…)

You ran into your ex-girlfriend at the bar. She was looking hotter than ever, and you clearly weren’t going to ignore her, so you went over to say hello. And three, four – say 10 drinks later – you wound up saying much more in bed.

Normally, we’d give you a high five and say, “Good for you, stud!” But you have a girlfriend. An awesome girl – let’s call her Sally – who’s sweet and nice and even pays for dinner sometimes. You feel terrible, and you told Sally this, that you regretted the hook-up the second after it occurred.

Although honesty is normally the best policy, in this case it’s painful to uphold. (more…)

Chances are many of you reading this have abused cold medicines in the past.  It’s such a rampant problem that the South Park guys dedicated an episode to it.

The government’s Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration said 3 million young people in the United States between the ages of 12 and 25 admitted getting high off the medicines at least once.

The Agency said an overdose on cold medicine may result in serious life-threatening adverse reactions, including irregular heartbeat, delirium and death.

People abuse cold medicine for a sh*t load of reasons!

Here are a few: (more…)

She died of elective cosmetic surgery. Tragedy? Sure. But after watching the AMA Awards, you would have thought she died of cancer or leukemia. When she went in for her nose job/tummy tuck/ whatever – she accepted the risks of that surgery.

Over the weekend, thousands of people died of terminal diseases. People with families who have struggled and sacrificed with the hopes that their loved ones would be able to live or breathe one more day. They were NOT dreaming for smaller asses or nicer body parts.

My issue is that I was beaten up for several hours about keeping Kanye in my thoughts and prayers…yeah ok…you get one, but that’s it. There’s still a war going on, there’s some f***ing psycho in North Korea, Musharef is running Pakistan like Stewie Griffin…oh, wait – Kanye’s mom died from cosmetic surgery. (more…)

All hail old-timey traditions that include things like…beer!

I’ve been trying for over 24 hours to enter this site. Now that it’s up and running, feast your eyes and taste buds on the future of pizza.

VIDEO: Fastest. Stripper. Ever. (Notice I only said fastest.)

I can barely carve an eye into a pumpkin, let alone the Death Star.

The family that drinks together, sinks together.

Somebody wanted a pony really bad. Somewhere in Scotland a Pixie is loose.

And the Minnesota Timberwolves wonder why they came up short against the Indiana Pacers.

Amy Fischer has a sex tape in circulation. Yeah, I forgot who she was too.