It’s always a big night when we get to see Julie Bowen escape the drab suburban setting of Modern Family. We’re even ready to sacrifice our usual slate of Sunday shows on cable and sit through The Billboard Music Awards–depending on what Julie’s wearing, and how often she changes outfits through the night. We’ve already got some pics to prove Julie isn’t drab and suburban yet…

The show Modern Family is already the best comedy on network television, so when somebody succeeds in cutting the footage together to make it into a horror movie, you know it’s going to be great. Here, the editor makes Alex Dunphy (the youngest daughter) into a homicidal maniac who acts a hell of a lot like a crazed Meg from Family Guy.

A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas comes out today, November 4th. One of the reasons H&K is still going strong is NPH aka Neil Patrick Harris. Dr. Doogie’s character is so beyond balls-wall macho in the franchise that it makes his other uber-dudely role – Barney Stinson – on How I Met Your Mother look like a fairy. Unless you live under a rock, you know that IRL NPH is gay. So, in honor of NPH, we’re taking a look at the top gay actors that play convincing straight guys and vice-versa. Check ‘em out in a totally no homo kinda way after the jump.

It’s no secret how much we love Sofia Vergara here at COED. From our Women that Wowed to our virtual Vergara Overdose we are absolutely cuckoo for this cleavage-blessed Columbian. So naturally, we were very excited to see Sofia at Sunday’s SAG Awards showing off her greatest assets… in addition to that million-dollar smile. We have to think the night’s biggest winner was non-other than 12-year old Modern Family co-star Rico Rodriguez for being at the right place at the right height for receiving numerous voluptious Vergara hugs. Way to go Manny!

This is a hot, hot week in television. There are a lot of premieres, so this week’s column is just the tip of the iceberg! Dive in at your own risk.

The bro movement. For better or worse (WORSE), it’s here to stay. I mean when something as ridiculous as bros icing bros has become a trend among grown men, you have to fear for our young people. That’s why television is a great escape. Because if you think real life bro’s are humorous, broadcast bro’s are even better. They’re colorful, they’re exaggerated, and they almost always have some kind of redeeming qualities. This bro bundle has all of that IN SPADES.

Network TV’s hottest MILF had us glued to Modern Family all last season. But the super sexy Sofia Vergara first got our attention when she showed her sweet ass on Entourage. So in honor of all her amazing success last year, we’re proud to give you the enough Sofia Vergara pics to OD on.

A lot of your favorites are new this week. Lost, V, Modern family, Castle, House, FlashForward, 24, Big Bang Theory, American Idol, NCIS, Glee, Survivor, CSI, Fringe, Bones, The Office, The Simpsons, Family Guy and countless others are new this week. But why not have a look at these other little gems you may not have noticed?