Tennis legend Boris Becker and his smoking hot 25 year-old WAG Sandy Meyer-Wolden have broke off their engagement.

It’s how the relationship ended that raises eyebrows.

Last week Sandy gave an explanation, declaring her sadness to Germany’s Bild Magazine. It was all a pack of lies according to Boris who now wants to clear the air and let everyone know how it really went down.

Becker says the last three weeks were “hell” and that “on Friday, October 31 I received one of many text messages from Sandy in which she told me that it was over, gone, finished.” She asked him to pack up the things she left at his Zurich apartment and mail them to her.

Check out all the juicy details cause this biaatch is cold as ice!

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Ice Brkr is a new dating application in the UK that enables wallflowers to break the ice with their budding prospect – through text-messages. Using the Ice Brkr service, all you have to do is browse through the photos of potential daters on the site, check to see if the object of your affection is available, text them “hello” and there you have it – instant L-U-V.

Yes, you read that correctly: humankind has stooped so low as to accept texting as a reasonable way to meet someone. The end is near. (more…)

Shameless self promotion (and your humanitarian concerns) are only a text away.

Reactee lets you customize your own t-shirt that when texted will send any response you like. They give you suggestions (“Stop Global Warmingâ€?, “Practice Safe Textingâ€?) or you can design your own (“Single?â€?, “Hung Like A Democratâ€?) that you can share with friends or just order for yourself.

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Did you know that millions of people have been using their cell phones as a dating service? Um yeah, well I just heard about it too. Absolutely proposterous, right?!

With the rise in popularity of online dating now at an all-time high, it’s not news to anyone that we have access to just about anything, literally right at our fingertips. From finding directions, to ordering take-out, to searching for a job, to making celebrities out of nobodies, the internet does everything for us, including helping us hook up.

And as the good old web has joined forces with Blackberrys and Palm Pilots and all the other freaks of technology that seem to do everything in the name of communication, cell phones can now be used to access dating services from anywhere at anytime – making the booty call or booty graze that much more convenient for everyone! Yes, hard to believe, but it is now even easier to have casual, spur-of-the-moment sex. (more…)