This Saturday marks the highly comical return of Carl Pavano to the decimated Yankee rotation.  With the Yanks sitting six games out of the Wild Card spot and just over a month to play, will he provide enough of a boost for the Bronx Bombers to reach the playoffs for the thirteenth consecutive year?  Or will he only provide enough to boost his own personal checki… Click to read more

Sports are arguably too important in the average guy’s life. Guys are the ones arguing against that point. Sports cause guys to skip family events and work obligations for meaningless mid-season games and preseason action. Yet there is the negative half of sports; the kinds of things that make the average guy cringe at when he spends his average 60 hou… Click to read more

Drunken Apologies: An Open Letter.
Recapping MLB’s First Half Using Bon Jovi Songs
INTERNATIONAL HOTTNESS: Ramona “Bambola” Chorleau
Yogi Berra’s Payback For Sarah Jessica Parker’s Horse Face
Miley Cyrus Likes Licking Things
Lauren Conrad MLB All-Star Game After Party Pics
Man Robs Store With Fake Grenade
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The Batman Franchise Listed According to Hotness
HQ Stream Of Episode 1 Of HBO’s Generation Kill
Tips On How To End That Office Romance Gracefully
Aubrey O’Day Celebrates MLB All-Star Week With Vitamin Water
Maria Menunous Celebrates MLB All-Star Week With Captain Morgan
Why Is Red Sox’ Closer Jonathan Papelbon An Idiot?
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If CNBC can project presidential primary winners with only 3-percent of the vote totals in, then we can also take advantage of mathematical impossibility. Thanks to the updated vote tallies released, we can announce the position players who will appear in the 2008 MLB All-Star game taking place at Yankee Stadium on July 15th.
Check back tomorrow for the NL A… Click to read more

Major League Baseball Commissioner Bug Selig has cracked the whip on amateur baseball teams across the country for infringing on MLB’s trademarked team names.
First, Mr. Selig went after the Cape Cod League, specifically the Chatham “A’s,” Hyannis “Mets,” Orleans “Cardinals,” Yarmouth-Dennis &… Click to read more

Every calendar year sports titles roll out their latest entries, mostly consisting of updated rosters, one new gameplay feature (that gets nixed the following year) and slight tweaks in the graphic department (high-resolution goatees).
2K Sports, the company that handles MLB exclusively, is well aware of this, and has reevaluated their franchise, reb… Click to read more

It has been 2 weeks since George Mitchell released his scathing report that accused Roger Clemens (and many others) of juicing. Today, “The Rocket” speaks.

Is Roger Clemens Guilty?… Click to read more

 
• UPDATE 12.13.07 1:15 PM – For the REAL List click here.
Senator George J. Mitchell’s “Mitchell Report” on steroid use in the MLB “outed” many former and current major leaguers.
Here is COED’s list of players that have admitted to using steroids in the past. The full list of players listed in the Mitchel… Click to read more

Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Scott Boras, douche to the athletic-stars who personally leaked the LA Dodgers “A-Rod news” to COED Magazine, was marginalized by A-Rod and his wife today.
On their own, A-Rod, Hank Steinbrenner…and A-Rod’s wife…came up with an outline agreement for 10 years $275M. Seems like no one wants to… Click to read more

A few weeks back we honored the sad, lonely lives of water boys and sparring partners; this week we give props to the most exciting (and highest paying) jobs for non-athletes in sports. Some of these professions require skill, finesse and a past-career in the sport while others…well, you’ll see.
Honorable mention: the beer guy. Yeah, it’… Click to read more

Guys like Alex Rodriguez and Shaquille O’Neal make loads of cash for kicking ass at sports. But what about the little guys – the sad sacks of sh*t that have to mop up sh*t for a living right next to million-dollar athletes? It’s time to honor them with The 10 Worst Jobs in Sports.
10. NHL Ice-Cleaner
No, we’re not talking about a Zamboni… Click to read more

With recent events in the follow sports I want to know which commissioner you would least want to be.… Click to read more

In every circle of friends there is a whore. Eric Clapton and Geroge Harrison had Patty Boyd, 80′s metal stars Tommy Lee and Bret Michaels had Pam Andreson (they have the homemade porn to prove it) and MLB in general has Alyssa Milano. To be more specific LA Dodgers Brad Penny and Russell Martin have Alyssa Millano. Brad Penny and Alyssa were dating over t… Click to read more

It’s the top of the ninth. The bases are juiced with two outs and you’re down by one. The crowd’s making it no surprise who’s up to bat next. Everyone from the grounds crew to Grandma Ellen are on there feet chanting at the decibel level nothing short of a Boeing 747 at takeoff. As number 25 steps out of the on deck circle and moves closer and closer to ho… Click to read more