No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. This week, we feature a Hall of Fame level gallery of MJ, Vida Guerra, Irresponsible Pet Rocks, a library of Man Knowledge, how to make wine from flowers, making kegs from watermelons, whether or not Steve Jobs is in heaven, and much more. Check it out after the jump!

Never before in the history of Halloween has there ever been such a perfect Halloween costume subject as the late Michael Jackson. From his frightening looks in Thriller to his frightening looks all the rest of the time, Michael Jackson is sure to be reincarnated this Oct. 31st more than you can possible imagine. So to prepare you for the coming MJ costume onslaught, here are 17 Michael Jackson Costumes Creepier than the Real Thing.

Because he’s incredibly, miserably broke, Jackson has decided to auction off almost everything in his infamous Neverland Ranch. The list of items not only provides a revealing glimpse into the once glamorous/juvenile life that Jackson lead, but also presents a unique opportunity to get your hands on some truly crazy sh*t at rock bottom prices….

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