If sexiness was flammable, NYC would have burned to the ground last night as the world’s top models hit the runway for the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. 13-year VS veteran Heidi Klum hosted the event alongside the super seductive Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr & Candice Swanepoel just to name a few. The highlight of the evening was COED fave Marisa Miller who donned a 150 carat diamond studded bra valued at $3,000,000. The show airs on CBS on December 1st. Hopefully these pics will tide you over until then. Enjoy.

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When thinking about the mythical male fantasy that is the slumber party, three things come to mind: pillow fights, girls kissing girls and the most brilliant of games – Twister.  Sure, these things really do happen at slumber parties, but the reality is, the girls are rarely as hot and wear a helluva lot more clothes.   So with that, we say f**k reality! Like pillow fighting and girls kissing, Twister is best played by sexy girls, wearing as few clothes as possible and if there is baby oil and jello involved, all the better.  Thank you Hasbro for this game that ‘ties you up in knots’ and welcome to COED’s Hot Girl Twister Party. (more…)

You know, we really don’t feature nearly enough Miranda Kerr here on COED. The amazingly sexy Australian and offical Victoria’s Secret hottie is currently one of the world’s biggest super models, having been featured in pretty much every magazine that matters, and continues to pump out some of the hottest photoshoots we’ve seen in a long, long time. So here’s to you, Miranda; you’re hot as hell. (Like you didn’t know that, already…)

Check out Miranda Kerr’s gallery!

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You know, we’ve been saying for a while now that geek goddess, Olivia Munn, host of G4’s “Attack of the Show”, needs to show her boobs. So when we heard she’d hit the cover of Playboy, we thought our dreams had been answered. Unfortunately, they totally blue-balled us on the nudity part, but Oliva’s looking so smokin’ in this shoot, we’ll have to forgive ‘em – this time…

Olivia Munn is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

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Three Blog Monte is back! And in case you’ve forgotten, Three Blog Monte is a game which pits you against chance–and our sick sense of humor.

This week’s prize is super sexy supermodel, Miranda Kerr. Choose the right card, and you’ll get a face full of her awesome hotness. Fail that, and who knows what humiliating wrath the Internet Gods will wish upon your head.

Don’t worry, everything’s SFW–if you consider looking like a douche safe for work, that is.

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