Here’s a quick frat math tutor session for you kiddies out there: since beer = college, and frat = college, frat = beer. Simple enough, right? You’d think so, but sometimes people bring un-fratty beers into a party. These people are thrown out. Bringing Mike’s Hard Lemonade? Sororities hand out bids next semester, dude. Bud Light? How’d I guess that you’re just visiting your sister who’s still in college? Only the manliest of beers can make it past the moat of pledges / door-b*tches. The chosen few are after the jump!

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You’ve seen the Miller Lite ad campaign with the lifeguards who save men from their bad taste in beer. A more recent video features three women in a convenience store. We really didn’t care what was said or done in the commercial, all we could do was ask ourselves, ‘Who the hell is that?’ Never ones to leave a question unanswered, COED did the hard research to come up with the answer and then added some pretty pictures (for all you illiterate types). Enjoy the 3 best things ever associated with Miller Lite and then check out their commercials on YouTube. See the pics after the jump!

There’s something to be said about catchy, pithy, and humorous ads, especially when it comes to beer commercials you see during sporting events and prime time television. These beer commercials, however, are about as funny as watching George Lopez sober. Here are some of our least favorites from some of the most popular beer companies in the country.

Today’s a holiday that all American can celebrate despite their backgrounds, careers, prison records, and facial hair choices. It’s International Beer Day 2010 and we’re opening up a keg of fun by showing you just how some very special ladies celebrate the momentous holiday. It involves paint, it involves beer, and most importantly, it doesn’t involve clothing.

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I work in a German style brewery cannot count how many times I have corrected people who ordered a Coors Light. Being a compassionate and charitable soul, I feel absolutely obligated to convince everyone that we deserve nothing less than a genuine, tasty brew.

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I’m kind of a beer snob. I refuse to drink Coors Light, Miller Lite, and especially Bud Light. It tastes like water that something awful has been dropped in. I know, I know—how did I ever manage to get through college, right? I mean, I drink it during Beer Pong. But I don’t like it.
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