We’re still questioning the validity and authenticity of this video. We know military training is intense, you have a drill sergeant up your @ss, the guy who looks like Private Pyle has a twitch in his eyelid, and you want to puke at all times. But playing hot potato with a live f*cking grenade? That’s bananas. Yet it’s a standard training e… Click to read more

He sees you when you’re sleeping and he has a red dot right on your motherf***ing forehead, so recognize fool! While most citizens believe that Navy Seal Team 6 knocked off Bin Laden, truth is jolly ol’ St. Nick capped that lanky bearded a-hole. In all seriousness, as the holidays approach and we get together with family and friends for some peppermint schnapps and gingerbread fruitcakes, the men and women serving our country are out there preserving freedom, justice, and the American way. We salute them with this photo gallery of Christmas-themed military photos that will serve as a friendly reminder to terrorists on the naughty list – Military Santa don’t deliver coal, homey.

November 11th is Veterans Day, a federal holiday in which we remember those 24.9 million peeps who served our country in the armed forces. And, if you’re in the Armed Forces, you should probably eat all of your meals at Applebee’s it’ll be free on 11/11. Originally I thought that would suck to be a waiter on that day, but you must get crazy good tips. I’ve also got a really great tip: men in uniform are hot (don’t ask, don’t tell) but women in body painted uniforms are hotter. Check ‘em out in our glorious gallery after the jump.

Thanks to the wonders of technology, weapons systems have advanced to the stage where there no longer need to be any moving parts. Furthermore, weapons that the general public knows as “futuristic” are considered yesterday’s news to the shadowy, corporate weapons developers. Our ignorance doesn’t take away from the fact that what these companies have released to the public is completely mind-blowing. It really makes you wonder what kinds of killer merchandise they have in the works right now. All we can show you are five of the most high-tech weapons you wouldn’t believe existed but do — they’re after the jump!

What do Russians do when they’re bored out of their minds during a snowy afternoon? Play Tetris on their iPhones? Good gracious, no, they’re out in the field firing at mountains to start an  avalanche of all things. While it isn’t in the country’s best interest to waste military ordnance and people’s tax dollars, from a financial standpoint, Russian scientists were eager to learn the effect a missile has on a snow covered mountain. It’s needless to say the experiment was a huge success. Fortunately for them, Yakov Smirnoff’s Law of Russian Reversal wasn’t a variable in the experiment. Otherwise, mountain fire on you! What a country! See the video after the jump!

Today, we want to thank all the good men and women of the United States armed services who’ve sacrificed for the security of our nation. COED wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for them. And you can do the same by sending care packages to our troops overseas, helping homeless veterans or participating in today’s Veterans Day festivities. We, on the other hand, decided to gather up a bunch of hot chicks in armed services-related bodypaint. Yeah, it’s awesome.

Dogged by development issues and mired in controversy, EA’s reboot of its once illustrious Medal of Honor franchise is looking to take on Call of Duty and Halo, the twin titans of online shooters, in this Fall’s gaming charts. Can it possibly hope to succeed?

The guys over at theChive have outdone themselves again. First they bring us the bustiest babe in America and now they bring us absolutely awesome auto photos at TheTHROTTLE and all around incredible military entertainment at theBrigade. The only thing better than that has to be the fact that big butts are back in a bootyful way.

For much of the last 100 years, the government and various non-profit organizations have produced informational material on sex and sexually transmitted diseases. While the sex education films were serious in their day, now they seem simply silly.

Today, we want to thank all the good men and women of the United States armed services who’ve sacrificed for the security of our nation. And you can do the same by sending care packages to our troops overseas, helping homeless veterans or participating in today’s Veterans Day festivities. We, on the other hand, decided to gather up a bunch of hot chicks in armed services-related bodypaint.

With the US Marine Corps celebrating their 234th birthday today, and Veterans Day tomorrow, we thought we’d get into the patriotic spirit in the way our Founding Fathers intended – with a battalion of camo-clad babes, of course! OK, OK, so maybe George Washington had different ideas about patriotism. But Benjamin Franklin would be on our side, if he were here today. That dude was a pimp.

This sucks. I busted my ass, did well in school, made smart choices. Now, I am graduating after four years of college that I paid for all myself – not through selling my “virginity” – but through loans. Now what?

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we are reminded that in the movies Keanu Reeves is the answer. And at the same time, all over the news and in the media, Barack Obama is being touted as the new Keanu Reeves, capable of solving all our problems with some fantastical superpower. But please heed t… Click to read more

With the Presidential election just around the corner, we’ve been hearing a lot about America’s undying love of Israel. And while we’re sure nothing’s going to change there, no matter who wins the election, we thought it wise to go back and review the issue in the best way we know how – by checking out all the super sexy girls of… Click to read more