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Jessica’s a Playboy model who’s been a spokesmodel for St. Pauli beer and a briefcase beauty on “Deal or No Deal.” She’s also appeared on MTV’s “The Hills,” and can now be seen on E!’s “Kendra,” as the host of E!’s “That Morning Show,” as the host of TV Guide Channel’s “Hollywood 411″, and as the co-host of Playboy Radio’s “The Morning After”.

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