Where would the world be without Page 3? Probably on Page 4 confused as sh*t or, at the very least, entrenched in a war to end all wars. You see, you deprive a man of simple pleasures like topless busty British glamour models and you push him ever so closer to taking out his repression on his fellow man via nuke. As we all know, Christmas is a time of peace and goodwill, so we thought we’d give you a rage-reducing gallery of Page 3 Girls in their skimpiest X-mas attire. Click through to open your gift!

It’s beginning to get a little chilly outside, and we at COED have something to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside! The hand bra has not only become a phenomenon, it has also become quite the art form and let me tell you, the girls in this gallery are nothing short of a masterpiece. This gallery of hand bra hotties is sure to get to you in the holiday spirit, and if it doesn’t go sit in a corner and sip on some eggnog you Debbie Downer. Check out 44 of the sexiest holiday hand bra hotties that the world has to offer, you won’t regret it. Consider it an early present from COED to you…enjoy!

September 30th is Michelle Marsh’s birthday. On this day, the busty British glamour model turns 29 years young. I know I’ve said this before, but I can’t help it – what in the holy f*ck are the women drinking in England? Lucy Pinder, Keeley Hazell, Gemma Atkinson, Danielle Lloyd, Alice Goodwin, Lindsey Strutt… they all have large natural breasts. You just don’t see those kinda chests here in the U.S. Before becoming a model, Marsh worked as an assistant at a nursing home. I can only imagine how many babies’ mouths suctioned to the glass divider when she walked by. To celebrate her special day, we’ve pulled together 50 of her hottest NON-NUDE pics. Check ‘em out after the jump.

April 12th is the day England adopted the Union Jack as its flag. It’s a pretty sweet design that’s *almost* as awesome as America’s. Union Jack is also the name of three Marvel Comics characters – each of whom had no superhuman powers but instead carried a handgun and a dagger. The Brits sure do have a bunch of buxom babes that have managed to subdue American audiences with their superhuman “union jacks”: Kelly Brook, Jordan (Katie Price), Keeley Hazell, Lindsey Strutt, Rhian Sugden, Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, Lucy Pinder, and Jakki Degg. Now, we bring you the very best of their boob’s bottoms.

January 21st is National Hugging Day! Know what that means? You can finally cop a feel off that chick with the epic boobs. Just give her a hug and she should automatically give one back. If she doesn’t, KEEP HUGGING. She’ll get the hint. To warmly embrace this day, we’ve built a loving gallery of the world’s very best huggers, the Page 3 Girls! Ari Gold must be doing cartwheels and you will, too, once you wrap your arms around these pics featuring Boobwiches and Tandem Boob Presses. Now… let go. Let go, dude! Jeez, you smell.

For those not in the know, Page 3 is a feature in British newspaper The Sun and it consists of a topless pic of a hot glamour model. Notable Page 3 Girls include Jakki Degg, Leilani Dowding, Samantha Fox, Keeley Hazell, Jordan (aka Katie Price), Sophie Howard, Gemma Massey, Lucy Pinder, Lauren Pope, Nikkala Stott, Lindsey Strutt, Rosie Jones, and Rhian Sugden. Most of these girls also appeared in Playboy and a variety of COED articles (Women Who Wowed, Sexiest Calendars, etc.) and now you can find them in this virtual mural of merriment. WWE Divas aren’t the only hot models to do Christmas!

Face it, bras suck. No matter how much they cost or who’s wearing them, 9 times out of 10 they’re a real buzzkill either because they falsely advertised a pair of substandard tots or they take forever to remove. Of course, there is one exception: THE HAND BRA! We COEDitors feel we’ve got our thumbs on the pulse of cutting edge hand bras as seen by our previous hand bra photo galleries featuring Karla Spice, Heidi Klum, and Jessica Burciaga. So, we’re lending you a hand (or two) by giving you this special holiday edition of hand bras. Never have we wanted to hear “hands off!” more than right now.

Today is National Sandwich Day. While some might celebrate with a KFC Double Down or, for the more adventurous, the Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich, here at COED we’re honoring today with a bunch of big boobwiches that will make more than your stomach growl. What’s a boobwich? Well, instead of two chicken breasts serving as the buns or bread, you have…

Now that we’ve covered all that there is to cover in the one woman’s boobs department, we’ve had to move on to combo boob moves. So let us introduce to you the tandem boob press, which is basically one girl short of a boob circle. This pose was brought into the mainstream primarily by British lad mags, like Nuts and Zoo and their busty babes. But we thought it needed… Click to read more

Either there’s something in the water or the British government is genetically engineering the hottest, bustiest babes on the planet to make a new super-race. Need proof? Just take a look at these new shots of blond bombshell, Michelle Marsh from Zoo Weekly (NSFW). It’s like she gets hotter every time we see her. Which is certainly a nice feature for a glamour model to have.

It’s no secret – sports stars get the hotest tail out of anyone on the planet. In fact, the girls they pull are so fly, they have their own category of hottness: WAGs – wives and girlfriends. Here in the US, we got this ball rolling in 2007 with “The Top 20 Sexiest Athletes’ Wives of 2007” and again last May with “The 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer.” But in the last year…

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#25  Amanda Harrington
Significant Other: Joey Barton [Futbol, Newcastle]
Is it us, or are the Brits exporting some of the best looking girls on the planet these days? Crowned miss Liverpool at the age of 16, not only does Amanda have a great body and a gorgeous face, she’s got that English accent that makes American men melt.… Click to read more

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