Forget the years of the coked out 80s and the “Did I Really Wear Those Pants” 90s, the 2000s were the years that defined douche-bagery. A more than questionable election, a guy that (single handedly?) ripped off billions, a bunch of guys that ripped off trillions, and the most expensive football player in the world losing his contract, and being… Click to read more

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Let PETA do their usual song and dance; let them come to every game and spray blood like it’s a 1970s Gallagher concert, but don’t buy into this crap. We have a justice system for a reason. For every crime, there is a debt owed to society. Michael Vick has paid it according to the American judicial system.

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It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us, but for some reason, seeing photos of these guys getting wasted off their asses never gets old. So we’ve put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index. It’ll have you counting your lucky stars that you suck at running in no time.

I’ll be honest: I’m a bitch. I have no problem telling it like it is, talking about someone behind his/her back or telling secrets about people I hate. This is why people fight to stay on my good side.
Which is why people are so surprised when they find out about my passion for animals. I cry when those commercials for animal shelters come on the TV, I h… Click to read more

With the writers’ strike going on for a veritable eternity, the NFL stepped in to supply us with enough drama and distractions that my girlfriend actually didn’t mind watching SportsCenter. Who was beating a hooker this week? Which QB was impregnating a super model today? What did Jessica Simpson do to fu** up my Fantasy Football team now?
The q… Click to read more

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a shorter-than-expected hearing this morning.
In August Vick and his three co-defendants plead guilty for their affiliation with Bad Newz Kennels, a dogfighting group run out of a Virginia home in Vick’s name and approving th… Click to read more

We here at COED already went over costumes on the cheap; this time around we jump into the best pop-culture influenced costumes for Halloween, from puppy-punching athletes and brainiac bimbos to cross-dressing boxers and political bathroom buddies.
Check out this season’s top Halloween costume picks after the jump!… Click to read more

The football rivalry revolving around Texas Tech and Texas A&M students got a little nastier this week.
In the past students would stick to traditional favorites ranging from rioting and ripping down the goal post to pelting opposing players with ice balls and AA batteries.
This weekend when the two schools meet up for the yearly classic, instead of tak… Click to read more

Earlier this year, South Africa’s Kruger National Park was the fertile battleground for an all-out brawlfest between a pride of lions, a herd of buffalo and two crocodiles. Over 17 million hits on YouTube later, it’s still a much-talked about battle for the ages.
Recently a new batch of animal fighting videos have cropped up, some starring Mic… Click to read more

Canine-connoisseur Michael Vick felt really, really sorry about kicking the s*** out of small puppies…so he wrote down all of his feelings on a piece of paper.
Vick used a cue-card of sorts when he held a press conference last month condemning his own actions, using key words like “apologize” and “forgive” numerous times.… Click to read more

When the Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley, died recently at the age of 87 she left behind a will, like most knocking on death’s door do. But in the billion-dollar world of Helmsley (hotel owner, real-estate mogul and dead-ringer for The Joker) no request was too wild.
Leaving the majority of her blood ties with nary a nickel Helmsley left her dog, Trouble, with $… Click to read more

Find out what athlete loves getting high after the jump!… Click to read more

Over the past few weeks, the hipsters at ESPN have been debating who the most ‘Now‘ athlete is in the world. Juggernauts in the world of trend, such as Mike Greenberg and Kevin James have voiced their arguments for the likes of David Beckham, Kelly Slater, and Reggie Bush all setting up the much anticipated championship on August 5th between Lebr… Click to read more